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I'm a 26 year old college student. Writer (more of a hobby) and speaker of the bull***t Pronouns: 'He' because I'm HIM
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I want politics to be about a better everyday life. Here's what that can look like:

submitted 40 days ago • 993 comments

MUST WATCH: Musk admits to spreading misinformation and treats it like a game—except real lives are the stakes. Q: “You said $50 million in condoms were sent to Hamas. That wasn’t true.” Musk: “Some things I say will be incorrect.”

submitted 111 days ago • 15 comments

All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough

submitted 144 days ago • 12 comments

Bro I stg the cockroach was standing 😭😭😭😭

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

LMAO! I've only had bad roommates from one specific country and I know not to think in a specific way about it. But!!!!!!!

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t brush your teeth at least twice a day you’re wrong.

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch? I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it. The king of baits if you will. Might even call it a MASTERBAIT! The fish:

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

This dude took his shirt off and now the whole room reeks First time I've seen him going to take a shower Someone shoot me

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know about that one, chief

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

#Christmas is just a week away. Oh wow!

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

"Never die" as like the exclamation to a compliment fries me every time 😭😭😭😭😂

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Vampire saga is over!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, my namz william the werewolf. Just fownd a fon nxt to a sizzling body outside so the ovious thing I did was take it, not ask questions and jst strt posti- SQUIRREL!!! False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Screw this! If I can walk around with moonlight which is basically sunlight then I can walk around in sunlight. Science, bitch!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Date over! Bitch asked me if my "suck dial" is set to high, especially when she's on her period.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck politics! Ya boi, got a date! She's so pale that she looks like she could get sunburned by moonlight. I think she's the one!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Update: At the doctor's (witch doctor). Apparently the burglar had three and a half STDs. Fuck!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Update: I didn't mean it like that. Stop texting me to come suck you. Y'all are sick!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Update: The burglar has been sucked dry

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

About to suck the blood of some burglar. #keepingthecommunitysafe

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Werewolves get a silver bullet and we get a stick, garlic, and pedophile bottled water? Tf!?

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BTW I met a werewolf last week. He's human right now because it isn't a full moon, and now I finally get the name. Dude's gonna turn into a "bewolf". And if he turns now he'll be an "iswolf". I'm so smart #blablabla

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Wait...if someone can bounce sunlight off a mirror and it kills me, how tf doesn't the moon do the same if it's technically reflecting sunlight? Am I missing something? Apart from vitamin D

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

It's nighttime now. About to take a float round the neighborhood.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to everyone. Except the sun. Fuck that guy

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah actually

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Focus on the wants and skills of each child. Teach everyone math but if Lil Jimmy likes math and wants to be an engineer, make it his main subject as opposed to Greg who loves art.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Probably COVID.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

1) Don't be a cunt 2) Treat stupidity with the same scrutiny as you do with evil 3) Strive for equality and equity

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

The moon moves about 5cm away from the earth every year

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Making sounds with every physical action. Even putting my shoes on LMAO

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

In modern life I think searching for information is definitely a skill that needs to be taught. Where to get information and how to search for it without using biased language that leads you to what you want instead of what's needed.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

I'd shoot everyone's big toe

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Hate when this happens

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

When i go into to the grocery and they changed the layout of the store

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

the way everybody irritates me

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry but my roommate's a dumb сunt that sleeps in jeans every night Glad he's moving out.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

So, in #arcane, if two people with magic sleep together...is it called hexsex?

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments