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She/they (feel free to use interchangeably) pan/NB marathon volunteer, horror-adjacent/golf runner, Multithon host lead, social media for Lady Arcaders and Binary Breakers admin, and lover of cool swords πŸ—‘
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so fragrancepilled that I just noticed an influencer moving her perfume bottles to 2 different spots in her closet for 2 different aesthetic shots but she shuffled them to make them look different

Me: ah time to sit down and record some voiceover for work Indy and Belmont, who have not interacted in hours:

I am once again plugging 5 Calls as the best and most approachable way to take political action - especially today with the egregiously transphobic medicare bill on its way to the senate. They give you phone numbers, guides, and scripts. I beg you to call and help make a difference. 5calls.org

Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

Since none of the pop girlies have dropped a juicy-ass summer album I've decided to spend the next 4 months listening exclusively to the music they play in Hawaiian hotel lobbies

Did you know there is a Moomin game for Switch? Did you further know that it features lovely art and charming moments from the Moomin stories, is a comforting delight to play, *and* you get to fight back against encroaching authoritarianism in the form of Snufkin vs the park ranger?? #AmPlaying

I'm crying, google photos made me a cocktail photo compilation and one of them is a cup of corn

Summer Games Done Quick 2025's schedule includes Monster Hunter Wilds and Blue Prince

Yesterday I had 5 meetings that had 30 minutes in between so it took me from 8 am to 2 pm to format & send 2 report emails

In honor of MH wilds apex showcase getting into SGDQ here's some screenshots out of context from our runner group chat

NEWS FLASH: MONHUN GOOD BAYBEEEE

USA Disney completely ignoring the existence of kingdom hearts, then releasing something that is FULLY a keyblade but pretending it's not, is a choice

dogs got it right, it's fun to put something in your mouth, freeze for a sec, and then shake the absolute shit out of it

Literally vibrating with excitement over GDQ artists alley

peacefully rotating, this is so nice [ β“˜ π˜›π˜π˜π˜š π˜œπ˜šπ˜Œπ˜™ 𝘐𝘚 π˜œπ˜•π˜ˆπ˜žπ˜ˆπ˜™π˜Œ π˜›π˜π˜Œπ˜  π˜ˆπ˜™π˜Œ π˜π˜• π˜›π˜π˜Œ π˜”π˜π˜Šπ˜™π˜–π˜žπ˜ˆπ˜π˜Œ ]

Finally, a pope who may have dined at the McDonald's Global Menu location

Today is my birthday and I'm not saying that for attention but to tell you that I, for some reason, thought I was already 34 years old for the past several months and got my own age wrong so happy "day I'm correct" again to me

Money can't buy happiness but it CAN buy this dumbass pizza box bag with matching seasoning shaker charms and that's enough for me actually

Been at the faire 5 minutes and there's a guy on stage playing country roads take me home on an ocarina

Cheers to the happy couple and thanks for letting me take selfies in the airbnb πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ’

I am so sorry to the poor sweet tailor I have frequented for the better part of 10 years where every time I've gone, I've asked her to do something that is utterly feral to her and she looks at me like I've lost my mind and then knocks it out of the park