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It’s an odd feeling being old enough to answer these questions and world weary enough to know the internet doesn’t really want the answers.

submitted 4 hours ago • 51 comments

The English muffin makes him not a New Yorker. The word order “bacon, cheese, and egg” makes him not of this Earth.

submitted 4 hours ago • 19 comments

Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir

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congratulations Jeff Bezos, you invented a syndicated columnists. Bravo.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Luthen would have killed Han Solo so bad man

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submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments

this happened on wheel of fortune tonight

submitted 9 hours ago • 331 comments

the adults are the problem. if you’re setting an example by picking on high school kids, it’s a you problem. there’s absolutely no moral high ground when you do this www.spokesman.com/stories/2025...

submitted 19 hours ago • 10 comments

miss u already big guy

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

20 years old. When I was in college.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

btw one other thing i think a lot of people are missing is that his money man is also still in government and is going after social security

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

On camera assaulting a woman , but he's a cop so we'll make it a misdemeanor

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study reveals black bears aren't fucking snitches

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

In general, I have found “telling Floridians what to do” to be a fools errand.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

how are you going to be a bigot and lose 11-5 on the same day

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Yesssss #LSU #GeauxTigers

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There we geaux! #LSU

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Medicare/Medicaid have been endlessly shown to have around a 1-2% rate of fraud, far lower than any private insurer in the country which hover between 4-7%. And what fraud there is overwhelmingly comes from providers and insurers, not recipients. Just ask Rick Scott.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

submitted 1 day ago • 117 comments

You may think you think you don't know enough about trans rights and sports to take a stand, but I assure you that you do. On the one hand, kids competing and supporting each other with maturity and grace. On the other, the dumbest, meanest adults, people you'd cross the street to avoid. Easy choice

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Jonathan Joss was a great guy. I met him a surprising amount. If you were a kid growing up in Texas and went to anime conventions regularly you would've run into him eventually. He was really into the community and he was always a delight to be around. He always encouraged us and cheered us on

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Fake sports fans: uuh we must protect women from MEN in sports 🤓 Real sports fans: Call up the Browns we got a fix for them

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

“It was not clear to staff whether he meant it literally, as a joke, or in some other context.” Like it matters???

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Your group chats have made you soft and weak

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Started this “Dept. Q” show on Netflix and if it doesn’t stop faffing about I’m quitting on it. The show is dull, unpleasant, and meandering. So it better start getting the fuck on.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Vecna’s like

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Happy Pride

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Ryan from The OC, anti-crypto crusader, is one of my favorite running subplots in Hollywood

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

so proud of her 🌕🏳️‍🌈 happy pride y'all! ✨

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is the little league pledge and honestly that's a lot to demand out of a kid just wanting to get his 0-4 and two errors' worth of exercise for the day

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Never forget, David Zaslav thought Chip and Joanna was more valuable than LeBron and Giannis.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Marilyn Monroe, born 99 years ago today. When Ella Fitzgerald couldn’t get booked at the Mocambo Club because she was Black, Monroe (at the height of her own fame) called the owner and told him if he booked Ella, she would take a front table every night. And she did. #RIP

submitted 2 days ago • 173 comments

This is getting ugly #NBAPlayoffs

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Better luck next year, Knicks #NBAPlayoffs

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

K2 hates you. Yes, you, personally.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

He’d represent himself in court and win

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Ben Franklin would be on Pornhub within literal minutes.

submitted 3 days ago • 147 comments

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

submitted 5 days ago • 66 comments

As someone working in the HIV space, I can assure you a lot of people don't want people with HIV to live.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Notice that “protestors” and “rioters” are being used interchangeably.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

the thing about RFK Jr. is that every time he speaks it looks like he’s spending most of his energy trying to fend off The Transformation

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

This MFer just stuntin’ so HARD rn. Omg

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Welp #UCL

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That was quick #UCL

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Oyster bar at my cousin's wedding is crazy

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments