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jaysarkar.bsky.social
I’ve always been crazy but it’s kept me from going insane
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You gotta be shitting me, Tyrese

Holy hell Hali

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

That Tomlin has never had a losing season stat dies this year

Babe wake up, Trump is doing something good for everyone

curds & whey hit different on a tuffet

The Chappell Roan life cover of Barracuda is REAL MUZAK

Everyone should watch Mountainhead ASAP

god softball fuckin RIPS

Just wait until he learns about the Costco Guys

Cannot get the idea of Bronny James finishing his time in the NBA, becoming a cover musician and leading the Rainbow cover band Bronny James Trio out of my head. I chuckle every time @wapplehouse.bsky.social

Mountainhead? Was your interior decorator Ayn Bland?

This gives me the sads

Cover curse after his wayward offseason will be what sends the Eagles back to the shadow realm (10-7, embarrassing wild card loss to Tampa)

God forbid they have to take a connecting flight

This is a bummer

It actually happened. The DJ played this at my reception Saturday and this was me and all the other 25-35 year olds

Haven’t worked since Wednesday, I’m sure everything was totally fine in my absence and today won’t turn me back into Sisyphus

“Idiot punter got liquored up and ran his mouth off”

*Nicki Minaj voice* I never f*cked Wayne, I never f*cked Drake

Having an Indian wedding ceremony on the final day of AAPI Heritage month so y’all better talk nice to me today!

Their cousin is Wiilly Cabrera

NCAA Football 2006 is the most in-depth sports video game ever created

“The Plan? Turn myself into the second coming of Vinny Castilla“

Someone will write a thesis one day about the enshittification of sports video games that started around 2010

I just hope both teams lose!

Every time I make the mistake of opening Threads

Man shut up. Did the club pay you to write this shite?

Hehehehe look at the tiny man in the adult chair

Good: I’m back in Detroit Bad: They’re playing goddamn Mumford and Sons “I Will Wait” on the PA, which is super annoying to hear while waiting for luggage at DTW