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there’s no way that isn’t an SNL skit promo photo

just back from first walk. really pleasant morning but still a bit cool after a lot of rain the past few days. i saw no big wildlife today but did see all nine deer yesterday morning. i don’t frequently see them all together (assuming nine is the total in this area).

skies in DEN are looky sketchy sketchy

JERRY NOOT

JERRY CHEESE

in Wyoming, sheep sleep with one eye open.

in Illinois, it is illegal to diss the Blues Brothers.

In Alabama, it is illegal to mention evolution because most residents don’t understand four-syllable words

In Idaho, it is illegal to carry a gun unless you are a racist.

In Oklahoma, it is illegal to have sex with an 8th grader unless you are married to her.

CLOCKING IN MOTHERFUCKERS

a biological event in your body is a crime? “Hello 911. what is your emergency?” “I can’t get a boner. My dick ain’t working.” “Sir, stay on the line and wait for the officers."

COMMENTARY: The Boulder terror attack reinforces that responding to speech with violence is cowardly and un-American.

the dude who announced he’s becoming a DEM today? i can’t be sure of the exact words, but back on the hell site i think i told him to suck my asshole * * not in the good way

oh, hey look… it’s raining again

New in PN: The real cover-up is of Trump's disordered mental state "Despite the endless handwringing about Biden Old, a sitting president acting like a cross between a 4Chan thread and Q truly is a major concern — one the mainstream media actively minimizes."

a collection of assholes is referred to as a bro herd

"The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional." I've seen enough. We can confidently declare the Trump administration to be the biggest collection of assholes in American history.

sitting in my office + heard kids screaming outside. can’t make out what is being said, but it’s *loud*. i go outside + hear unintelligible screaming again coming from the other cul-de-sac. i walk over far enough to figure out it’s just kids playing. it sounded like someone getting hurt.

still raining lightly but walked anyway. cold

the rain that’s falling right now looks like snow. there’s no way it’s snow

trying to decide whether to do my walk. pros: i might see that raccoon that plays the banjo cons: i might see that raccoon that plays the banjo

heavy mist / rain + a 39F WC. feels like it cld snow. wild, but it’s not completely out of the question

the UKR operation deep into RUS was well-planned + executed. apparently undetected… are there more ready to commence? it’d be wild to see something similar in moscow. it’s not unfounded speculation - the airbase bombing *occurred* so clearly it’s possible.

the annual pine pollen dump seems to be over. we have five big pines in the yard + neighbors have several more. it ends up everywhere. spent 45 mins hosing down everything in the back: patio furniture, grill cover, fire pit, second table + chair set, time machine… that stuff was *everywhere*

wld it be wrong to send tacos to the white house

well alrighty then

"i think junk food should be banned from food stamps" is actually saying "i think the SNAP/WIC programs should only provide ready to eat food to ablebodied people that can afford a home to cook it in and i don't think poor kids should have birthday cakes"

far away from anyone else. simmer down, Nancy