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jbry.bsky.social
No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.
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A lot of things suck right now, so I’m taking a moment to enjoy hanging at my dad’s lake house with family while my 2y/o runs around in her diaper and crocs, singing Humpty Dumpty, with Mr. Rogers on in the background. Truly good stuff 🥰

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Sup #milsky - new fitness test just dropped

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Cotton’s about to get shitcanned for being taller

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Yes. I do not want to ever 'move on' again. Every time we turn the cheek, overlook the criminality, absolve the sins, they come back worse. I want punishment. Deterrence. Retribution. Err on the side of excess, not lenity. Anything less is asking them to come back worse yet again.

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Hey NSC, how about you review how these people thought transmitting classified material via Signal was acceptable

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Carrie Underwood has this now

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

So I guess ponytails, current ACFT scoring, and tape test exemptions aren’t going to be around much longer

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Lookin’ at you, my red-state alma maters, all three of whom are R1 universities with absolutely massive revenue-generating D1 sports teams

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

The world may be ablaze around us, but I made a bomb-ass spinach pesto tonight so I guess some things are still ok

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

As a little treat for my 4 followers, here’s my list (in no particular order): 1. Monty Python’s Flying Circus 2. The Righteous Gemstones 3. The Wire 4. RuPaul’s Drag Race 5. Letterkenny

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You know this is a true statement because the form is being faxed to SSA

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My 2 year-old just housed two bowls of raw broccoli - by choice - so I should probably warn her teachers of the olfactory assault she is likely to unleash upon them tomorrow

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

That’ll show him 🙄

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Lemme guess - Ft. Gregg-Adams, Ft. Johnson, and Ft. Walker are next?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Nice moobs, you fucking dork

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In addition to everything else going on in the nation right now, my poor 2 y/o has both strep AND the flu

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Yeah…fuck these guys. Who else are they excluding from service based on the “without special accommodation” clause? Cancer patients? Wounded warriors? Service members w/EFMP dependents? Dual-service married couples? I know this particular doc is aimed only at trans SMs, but we know it won’t end here

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WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG docking him a point for 009 instead of 007, tho

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I’ve subscribed to @washingtonpost.com my entire adult life, my parents subscribed when I was a kid, and I desperately want to continue to support the writers there who do such good work (even if the OpEd pages are trash). But Bezos’ behavior has my finger hovering over the cancellation button

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I’ve been keeping it to myself b/c of the sensitivity of the mission, but now that its existence is known, it’s time to say: I’m very proud to command the Joint Transgender Butthole Lazer Battalion. We hate more than just Italians and Libs of TikTok, and are committed to using our powers for evil 🏳️‍⚧️

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Musk is a sensitive little orchid and I wish more people would figure out that it’d be really easy to push him over the edge simply by being meaner to him.

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SpaceX engineers have a chance to do the funniest thing…

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Look y’all, the number of military folks who can’t stand these clowns is higher than you think. Are there some pure MAGAts in the ranks, itching to fire upon fellow citizens? Sure. But there are a hell of a lot more of us who would refuse to do so. Keep calm and run for office or something.

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I will never understand why pharmacy wait times are so absurdly long. Three hours to get some fkn eye drops?? Ridiculous.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

See “they’re just weird” from last summer

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Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch

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“Masterful gambit, sir. Those leftist beta cucks won’t know what hit em”

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