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Whatever age you are, yes. Yours is the BEST generation. Feel better now? Can we stop competing?

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When people younger than you start getting lifetime achievement awards, what does that say to you?

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EVERYONE’S options can’t have recently changed.

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The Red Sox trade Devers and all I can think is, “You couldn’t have done that BEFORE the Yankee series?”

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The Yankees will go as far as Aaron Judge will take them, and for the past few days, he hasn’t been going anywhere. But he’s Aaron Judge. He’ll be back soon.

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Revised official estimate of the crowd at our small-town protest today. Sorry, we did NOT get 200 people for the rally in the rain. We got 1,000.

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What’s he going to do for his birthday NEXT year? Nuke San Francisco?

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We won’t get the headlines, understandably, but in this small town this morning we got (by my eyeball estimate) at least 200 people to attend a rally in the pouring rain. That’s not bad.

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I don’t want to hear a WORD about his masturbatory “parade.” I want detailed reports of every No Kings protest and nothing else. This is where we draw the line.

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💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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I’m as sick as a dog. A completely healthy dog.

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I’m not at all sexy enough for my shirt. And my shirt isn’t that sexy.

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When I die, I’m reserving an hour after the eulogy (or ies) for rebuttal.

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Is it not crazy that EVERY country decided the best thing to identify each car was a plate on it with an ID number? NOBODY else had another idea?

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The GOP budget bill is 1,116 pages long but it boils down to this one simple fact: Republicans are facilitating a massive transfer of wealth to the richest Americans while making cuts that would rip away healthcare and food from millions of people. It's Robin Hood in reverse.

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Excuse the self-promotion, please, but Kirkus said, “100% hilarious.” Coming June 3.

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Will Warren is not a Major League starter.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Jazz Chisholm is out 4-6 weeks with an oblique strain he suffered running the bases. Kind of makes you wish he’d taken that one-game suspension, doesn’t it?

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I realize it’s only the end of April, but Aaron Judge is hitting .427.

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Don’t ever get too high or too low about a baseball team in April.

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While I acknowledge that one should definitely wear black at a funeral, particularly if you are at the funeral of a pope and you are president of the United States, let’s face it. That’s not even the worst thing he did TODAY.

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Last April, Aaron Judge hit .220 and had six home runs. He ended up hitting .322 with 58 home runs for the year. This April, he’s hitting .415 with 7 home runs and there’s still a week left in the month.

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You can’t have it all. Where would you put it?

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The Yankees gave Devin Williams HOW many years?

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I am massively annoyed whenever the Yankees are on Prime Video, because I refuse to give a dime to Jeff Bezos. I pay enough to watch them on YES.

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Whatever age you are, yes. Yours is the BEST generation. Feel better now? Can we stop competing?

When people younger than you start getting lifetime achievement awards, what does that say to you?

EVERYONE’S options can’t have recently changed.

The Red Sox trade Devers and all I can think is, “You couldn’t have done that BEFORE the Yankee series?”

The Yankees will go as far as Aaron Judge will take them, and for the past few days, he hasn’t been going anywhere. But he’s Aaron Judge. He’ll be back soon.

Revised official estimate of the crowd at our small-town protest today. Sorry, we did NOT get 200 people for the rally in the rain. We got 1,000.

What’s he going to do for his birthday NEXT year? Nuke San Francisco?

We won’t get the headlines, understandably, but in this small town this morning we got (by my eyeball estimate) at least 200 people to attend a rally in the pouring rain. That’s not bad.

I don’t want to hear a WORD about his masturbatory “parade.” I want detailed reports of every No Kings protest and nothing else. This is where we draw the line.

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

I’m as sick as a dog. A completely healthy dog.

I’m not at all sexy enough for my shirt. And my shirt isn’t that sexy.

When I die, I’m reserving an hour after the eulogy (or ies) for rebuttal.

Is it not crazy that EVERY country decided the best thing to identify each car was a plate on it with an ID number? NOBODY else had another idea?

The GOP budget bill is 1,116 pages long but it boils down to this one simple fact: Republicans are facilitating a massive transfer of wealth to the richest Americans while making cuts that would rip away healthcare and food from millions of people. It's Robin Hood in reverse.

Excuse the self-promotion, please, but Kirkus said, “100% hilarious.” Coming June 3.

For most of our existence, WWB has received funding from the NEA. Now, like many others, we must chart a path forward without it. But our readers still deserve access to dazzling global writing. Please donate or share our work to support our mission of bringing the world close through literature.

Will Warren is not a Major League starter.

Jazz Chisholm is out 4-6 weeks with an oblique strain he suffered running the bases. Kind of makes you wish he’d taken that one-game suspension, doesn’t it?

I realize it’s only the end of April, but Aaron Judge is hitting .427.

Don’t ever get too high or too low about a baseball team in April.

While I acknowledge that one should definitely wear black at a funeral, particularly if you are at the funeral of a pope and you are president of the United States, let’s face it. That’s not even the worst thing he did TODAY.

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Last April, Aaron Judge hit .220 and had six home runs. He ended up hitting .322 with 58 home runs for the year. This April, he’s hitting .415 with 7 home runs and there’s still a week left in the month.

You can’t have it all. Where would you put it?

The Yankees gave Devin Williams HOW many years?

I am massively annoyed whenever the Yankees are on Prime Video, because I refuse to give a dime to Jeff Bezos. I pay enough to watch them on YES.

Remember when Devin Williams was this lights-out closer that Yankee fans were going to adore?

The best Val Kilmer movie is REAL GENIUS. Prove me wrong.

As with all things, New Jersey leads the way.

Except, not tomorrow. Today.

Aaron Judge is currently on pace to hit 210 home runs this year.

When can we have the robot umpires?