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Chiefs, Royals, Mizzou. General sports nut. Dad jokes. Puns of steel. Member of Cherokee Nation. Wado. I like girls. But I like a lot of guys who like guys. And I like a lot of girls who like girls. Be kind.
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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Maikel Garcia tonight: 3-4, 2 runs, 4 RBI 3-run go-ahead bomb Huge defensive run saved at third in a big spot in the 7th. RBI triple Scored on a play at the plate. Other than that, he's not done much else in this game.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

MAIKEL!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My God. Pete Crow-Armstrong had himself quite the highlight reel tonight. That catch was 🤌🏼. The blast off the middle of the scoreboard was 🤯 and the bat flip was 😎

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I guarantee they fucking didn't

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

For every re-skeet this gets, the Royals will score a run.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Each time I see Jon Singleton's name, I am always like, "Oh, yeah. I forgot Jon Singleton is still playing ball." He's one of those guys I watched trying to claw his way back in Double-A almost a decade ago. Forget he's still going.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Yesss! That's a butt kicking!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

All hat, no cattle.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

To the Royals fans out there: #OldFriendAlert Don Wakamatsu is going to be assisting the USA Baseball Collegiate National Team this year. I just got the email.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bc of budget cuts, every mobile shower program in Echo Park is closing this month…except one. Thanks to your donations, SELAH Neighborhood Homelessness Coalition can keep theirs going for months. You guys are amazing. THANK YOU! Fundraiser closes tonight 👇 gofund.me/c87f5566

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

Hardly saw much on the Minnesota shooter getting captured. How long until the orange pardons him?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Have I mentioned how much I love Bluesky?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Haven't touched alcohol in years. 😎🤤

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Luka asking his agent to get Devers number so he can invite him to the "what the fuck" support group

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Not the most flattering pic my kid has taken of me, but we have fun.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

#NONONONO

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hitting is hard. And leaving the bat on your shoulder makes hitting much, much harder. #TheMoreYouKnow

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

God, I hope it finally happens today.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My grandfather was a pastor of his own pentecostal church. He owned a sawmill and hated our family that stopped coming to his church. Their only way to town was past his house. He shot out their windows with a pellet rifle as they drove by. Put buckets of roofing nails in the road ... (cont.)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

I had to keep my fat mouth shut for the last two days, but I got messaged by a certain drink manufacturer who asked if I would want to be 1 of 3 reporters granted exclusive access to their player of the year when they surprised him with the award today. It was an honor. My life is crazy. #WaterSucks

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I am THRILLED that this award exists.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I was at an estste auction in Joplin. Needed to use the restroom. Drove to a nearby gas station. Single restroom. Someone started trying to get in. Washed my hands, opened the door, and there stood Aeneas Williams. We exchanged pleasantries but nothing more because I am not gonna ever be that guy.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I need to go to bed, but I am too jacked up. I had one of the coolest professonal opportunities ever presented to me today and ... well, I'm not allowed to speak on it until 5 p.m. Big stuff. Sports related, and all I can say right now is ... #WaterSucksItReallyReallySucks #CrazyLife

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments