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Ate dinner with my family for Mother's Day, just looked at the Cavs-Pacers score. ????????

The Pope

STOP THE COUNT

if your job requires you to cover your face so people don't throw trash at you and boo everywhere you go maybe your job is a social evil.

looks absolutely nothing like him. An insult to Jim Davis.

Congrats to the new Pope

I fucking hate basketball

OH MY GOD

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Pathetic

Cherry Cola Celsius. Not great

NWA just really hated Sting

There's a commercial that is trying to trick me into thinking I enjoy cleaning toilets???

Luka didn't even attempt to box out

Donte DiVincenzo is the strongest man in the world

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

I'm pulling for the Rockets, but seeing Ime unhappy does bring me joy

I've been watching the latest season of the Last of Us, and after every episode I'm left with the same question: Should I grow my hair out like Gabriel Luna?

Laying down on the job. Lazy. Pathetic.

[Eddie Vedder singing Evenflow voice] : “Uniqlo”

Day One when I'm president: modern country music is now illegal

Does my toaster miss me when I am at work Are my washer and dryer married

Burying a kitten was not how I thought my day would end

Longing for days where my most used emoji isn't 🙃

I audibly gasped when Gordon missed that dunk

Why don't more teams utilize the Hit Jokic in the Back of the Head defense?

J.D. Vance killed the Pope?

Checking in

TV, opt out of commercials featuring Jimmy Butler or Draymond Green. Thank you, TV

a 1990s pizza hut

Shoutout to RFK Jr for letting me know I could check the “autistic” box on my tax forms.

Mavericks got the ball stuck, so they have to forfeit unfortunately

Santi Aldama is going to be so good when he learns how to count to five

Some... interesting calls from the refs down the stretch here

Somebody needs to teach Zach Edey to keep the ball high. It's driving me crazy

"We want Boston" Are Magic fans stupid?

Paying taxes is a pretty sweet deal. I give the government money, and in return, they do everything they can to make my life as bad as possible in new and exciting ways each day

They can't stop you from sitting in the dark, putting on headphones, and listening to classic rock loudly until two in the morning

A kitten infestation