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Finished listening to the last ever pod from @alwayscheatingfpl.bsky.social Late to the farewell party, but was my 1st ever FPL pod I listened to maybe my 1st ever pod full stop. Thank you so much for the amazing content, obscure references and genuine lol moments; you really did make fantasy fun.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Me Wednesday night: ‘I hate football. Full detox needed. No football for 2 months. Don’t even want to think about Manchester United. We’re finished.’ Me after 1 meaningless victory, 1 speech and 1 confirmed signing: ‘Just 82 days until the 1st game of league title number 21!’ 🏆🏆🏆

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

61 pts all out and…you guessed it: ANOTHER small green arrow up to a final OR of 41,102. My best ever EOS OR beating 45k from 22-23 and waay better than 360k rank in 23-24. Not an exciting end to the season with grey arrow after grey arrow but very happy! Won a few hundred £s in mini leagues too!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

ViIla screwed there.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I think the story of our season is us not being able to punish opponents for the same sort of mistakes that were ALWAYS punished for making.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The final GW Salah 🧢 and very template reflecting the fact I’m defending potentially my best ever end of season OR along with the lead in a couple of paid mini leagues. For the last time, good luck!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like I need a total footballing detox after this season and last night. Have to think about ⚽️ a bit this weekend as I have the chance of winning a few hundred £s in various fantasy leagues but a month or 2 off after that. Last night was horrible: my son (7yo) completely inconsolable…

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

A little present from a United supporting child in my class today. Red velvet 😄. Definitely going to eat for good luck to manifest a Mason Mount goal. #UTFR

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Seriously bricking it for tonight. So nervous. Anyone confident (I thought I was but am really not!)? Speak words of comfort to me reds. #MUFC

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Whose bright idea was it to sell Dean Henderson?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Onana FFS 🤦‍♂️ It’s like he was purposefully pushing the ball into the path of che Chelsea attacker.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

2 very different strategies re pre-UEL final team selection from Postecoglu and Ruben. Really don’t know which one will work. Feel nervous about this final already. Gonna wince when a Chelsea player gets anywhere near Fernandes, Amad, Maguire, Case.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

GW37. Small red arrow last week but still in top 50k. Another -4 this week: Sarr > Rogers to cover mini league rivals. Isak > Watkins 🧢 for me. Good luck!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Troops for 36: In the end took a last minute -4 to bring in Wissa for Marmoush after hearing he was benched. Not ideal when defending a medium sized lead in 2 paid mini leagues but hopefully worth it. Planned transfer: Mateta> Wood. 🧢 on Boomo. Rank: 45k May the force be with you!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Friday everyone! Back from a 2 day residential trip with my year 5s so a well-deserved 🍺 consumed. Still buzzing from last night and, contrary to popular belief, not all non-Utd fans want us to lose. My Chels/Arse supporting friends (I’m a London red) said: ‘You’d better fucking do ‘em!’

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

United are going to Bilbao!!! Managed to get into my room and the children settled in time to watch Bilbao take the lead 🤣 Was genuinely concerned for a while but comeback was immense!

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I’m on an overnight school trip with my year 5s so am only going to be able to catch snatches of the game on my phone 😢 How are we feeling reds? #MUFC

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

50 points all out. Another grey arrow. Up about 1,000 places. Treading water.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if the ABUs (Gray, Keys, Wenger and the like) realise how pathetic, biased and scared of us it makes them look to cry about how winning the Europa League gives Champions League qualification. This has been the case for years and not a word has been said…

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Free hit week. Grey arrow 🥱

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Paul Scholes: ‘Bilbao were down to ten men. It’s not like they’re prime Barcelona. United would only finish bottom of the Champions League anyway.’

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Reckon Eze will be the next English superstar City sign for £100m in order to pass sideways and backwards for the rest of his career under Pep

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Sessegnon you might just have saved the game week!!!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Free hit an absolute car crash as per. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Palmer as much use as a polystyrene dildo.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

GW34 free hit. 49k OR. Salah 🧢 Pretty template but am defending a lead in a couple of paid mini leagues. This needs to go well as my team is gonna look pretty shocking heading into 35. Good luck all.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Well that bench boost wasn’t exactly Christmas. 13 pts from bench was very meh indeed and 77 (-4) pts gives me the tiniest of tiny green arrows. Edging into the top 50k for the 1st time this season. Slow progress, but progress nonetheless. Free hit next week then am winging it. Onwards

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

3/6 players benched for tonight’s game. All the attackers. Fuck this. I’m boycotting FPL for this evening. Watching Andor season 2 until at least some of my players come on.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments