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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

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The second they starting naming stuff like “The Department of Homeland Security,” the crypto-fascist writing was on the wall.

Please PLEASE don't try to figure out who the skateboard kid is PLEASE if you're gonna make them a meme please leave the actualperson the fuck alone cops murdered visible protestors from Ferguson and 'fun' internet sleuthing is policing

Sometimes I’ll look at the news and remember a nothing bit of dialogue from a 40+-year-old episode of GIJoe: Flint going, “Use your lasers, ICE melts.” Isn’t the brain weird?

I can’t compete with this

Hey I feel gross pulling this card but uhh… it’s my birthday. I guess. Still trying to get this taken care of. gofund.me/9d479bf7

"josh hawley" sounds like something a guy in texas would say when he is surprised but doesnt want to curse in the lord's house

I’ve never been able to read maps very well, especially the ones hand-drawn by well-meaning folks. Turn-by-turn directions in real time were a godsend.

This is awesome but also does she have two right feet?

Not sure if praxis or thinly disguised attempt to see boobies

With the high availability of cheap cream pies designed for maximum aerodynamic capability, how is it that, in defiance of all logic, Stephen Miller continues to stand there completely unpied

What other early 90s things did Khan get up to before the ol’ Botany Bay launch?

Hire me to do a little drawing for you!

I will, to this day, randomly think about the line, “_Oh shit_, thought Riker,” which is hilarious in context.

RIP Peter David, who showed this young reader how a superhero comic can take its main character seriously and still be funny as hell

I'm sorry if you love Harry Potter but you all have to stop giving this evil person your money. She is using every dollar she gets from you all buying her books, video games, and shows to harass vulnerable people. She isn't just someone with bad opinions. She is a hate movement leader and financier.

UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money. This is murder. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I just found out a friend of mine has six months to a year left. Fuuuuuuck cancer.

They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

The extra-badass @skisays.bsky.social shared this with me earlier today in solidarity and I have since listened to it roughly fifty fucking times so you can now listen to it fifty fucking times too, if you'd like.

Useless Fact of the Day: The webcomic Strong Female Protagonist by Molly Ostertag and Brennan Lee Mulligan has been on hiatus for almost as long as it ran Wish they’d finish that last arc, it’s not like either of them is busy or anything

apropos of nothing at all, today is a good day to read “Master Race” by Krigstein and Feldstein, the best short comic of all time from-dusk-till-drawn.com/2016/05/02/m...

NEW JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING" (1982) JUST DROPPED

here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?

If anyone over there is listening, a formal intervention by The Hague would not go unappreciated

Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost

artists will understand the struggle of keeping everything in the right proportion

I was 17 or 18 when I showed some sample pages to Steve Rude at a con. He was honest, (and absolutely right), but then he took my sketchbook unprompted and roughed out a quick solution to a texture problem on one of the pages, a little free art lesson that he didn’t have to do. Made my day.

Here's your new winning all-gender bathroom sign