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Going through my clothes, choosing what to ditch, what to donate, and what simply needs a good ironing.

My dishwasher has just sent a message to my phone to tell me it's done. We're living in the future I tell ya.

Why ‘hiking holiday in Devon’ and not ‘Walkie Torquay’?

I was looking for an old piece of software on the web, and I eventually found it in a post I made myself 5 years ago! I had it the whole time.🫤👴

What We Do In The Shadows - Series 5. [End of message]

Computer and video game prizes on Bullseye.

Did he ask for more cheese?

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

Tim Berners-Lee proposed a hypertext system that would sit atop the internet #OTD in 1989, and now we all live in it. So happy 36th birthday to [sweeps arm in grand gesture to reveal this Hieronymus Bosch tableau of the damned] the world wide web. 🧪 Image: Tim Berners-Lee / CERN

This is where I post from

I've given up lentils for Lent.

Dude literally got this from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

Can we interest you in a sample of Mr Ingleby's pancakes for #ShroveTuesday which are fit for any Gentleman's table?

No, and you can't make me.

We're a bit fascist when it comes to squirrels in the channel Islands. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ahoy-hoy UK-based EV owners — if you re-tax your vehicle this month (March), you'll keep your current zero-emission £0/annum rate until March 2026.

Walk out.

I guess Macron is now the leader of the free world.

When Noah needed to do boat repairs, did he use an arc welder?

Worst. Episode. EVER.

What happened here

Well, Alderaan shouldn't have started the war in the first place.

Vampires always look very smart considering they can't use mirrors.

"You're not my surreal Dad!"