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The world is chaos, be kind Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️ & NATO lvl 53, cis male Pluviophile User # 502,024 My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
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I've never heard a bog witch say "why isn't there a bog witch pride month" and that's just one of the many ways that bog witches are superior to straight men

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Sometimes you need a forehead kiss

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but go back to bed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s completely unfair my life is so busy that I can’t be the reply guy you guys have all come to know and appreciate.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Caffeine = Productivity It’s science

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I’m alive. Just terribly busy with work and trying to catch up on life. Hope everyone is doing well. ☮️💙☮️💙

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Ever have a coworker so stupid you wonder how they dressed themselves let alone managed to get a drivers license?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Apologize to people when you did something wrong. Especially your kids.

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

Post 4 characters with whom you identify

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Boys are not easier to raise. Raise your sons better.

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Me [hanging up phone]: oh my god, I gotta go! My girlfriend: what's wrong?? Me: it's my stepmom. she's stuck in her dryer. it's bad

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Fictional character’s death you think was unnecessary

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵

submitted 32 days ago • 172 comments

The perfect tweets 👩‍🍳💋

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Today was a good day at work. Got to meet three very friendly dogs

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Dad's Special Rum Cake Recipe: 1: No cake 2: Substitute vodka for rum 3: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be signs

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Last year while driving to work, I noticed a pick up truck also headed west along the same road and both rear windows were down with dog’s heads out of them. Today at my new job, I saw those dogs heading east and stopped in traffic. I approached, the owner lowered the windows and I met them 🥰

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Here it comes.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, Dollar store Trump of Canada can enjoy his pension

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure if I want to watch the polls or porn tonight

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

If, by multitasking, you mean drinking and smoking while harboring evil thoughts about my exes then, damn straight, you can call me a multitasker.

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Canada as you vote, here is a reminder of who the Trump, Musk, Netanyahu and Modi ally Pierre Poilievre really is. #cdnpoli

submitted 36 days ago • 77 comments

Some of you need to unclench your b'holes.

submitted 37 days ago • 25 comments