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jeffbach.bsky.social
Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him (I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)
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My model shows that only 0.002% of porn consumers will have any desire to see Glenn Greenwald’s sex tape. And I tell you the best places in Brazil to lick a hooker’s feet. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

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i found a suspect list

submitted 3 hours ago • 11 comments

Let whoever posted this run the party.

submitted 4 hours ago • 71 comments

sword legality legality of sword daily sword wearing legality public sword brandishing legal tasteful swords in public legal advice

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

I have seen a vision of the future, and in that vision Elon Musk joins the scientology and they take nearly all his money.

submitted 9 hours ago • 56 comments

Republicans Rewrite Infrastructure Broadband Grant Program To Give Elon Musk Billions, Potentially Delaying Deployments By Years So you might recall that Republicans recently have been making a gigantic stink about how the $42.5 billion in broadband grants included in the infrastructure bill…

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Most of the bones discovered in the koi pond aren’t human.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Just a heads up, @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social , if you listen to enough Phoebe Bridgers, Spotify will create a “Moody Mix” for you and you’ll have to live with that 😶 ( open.spotify.com/playlist/37i... )

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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

submitted 19 hours ago • 62 comments

"There is nothing in this life that makes me feel more potent, sexual, or ready to triple the size of my brood than staying in my house all day with my children."

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

technically it's a polyghoul

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can we normalize caring for men and loving them and feeding them and making sure they have fresh water and at least 60 minutes of social interaction a day and dust baths and oh I'm thinking of chinchillas

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recently remembered I wrote about Escape from New York and The Warriors once, another essay dredged from the archives

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