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Baby Billy’s Bunker Buster Bombs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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The one thing on the Internet that would unquestionably be drastically improved by generative AI is automatic creation of alt tags in social media images. Why is no one doing that?

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Watching Endgame for the 10,000th time and it just dawned on me. Ant-Man is the one Avenger who doesn’t age for 5 years during the Blip. Which means, of course, Paul Rudd was the only person who could have played him.

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“Hey babe, I thought we might try something a little different tonight…”

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No, I didn't abandon my game, it just took me 5 days to draw clothes for the character 😂 I still consider this placeholder art, but I got tired of looking at weird naked alien guy (with or without hat). He's supposed to be a zookeeper (sort of).

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This account may become a game development log. Recent advances in AI have finally made it fun again for me to attempt to create a video game. I can ask dumb questions in dumb ways, and get (usually) working code back. I'm finally building (in Godot) a game idea that's been in my head for decades.

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Pope Kelvin, Top Christ Following Man Nominee

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No judgment toward any of these women but… Jeff Bezos has a type, huh?

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For just a moment, I fantasized about living a life where this email from Robinhood mattered.

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There’s a “blink and you missed it” line from Lorne Michaels near the beginning of the Saturday Night movie that I’m going to steal for my design career: “Feel free to let me know when my expectations exceed your capabilities.”

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LMAOOO, so true.

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It absolutely boggles my mind that in the year 2025, so many visual tweaks in PowerPoint can only be done via modal dialogs that require dismissal to apply changes. I had to open this stupid dialog 6 times just to get some line spacing to look halfway decent.

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I need to start an indie band just to release an album called "Upsetting Mouthfeel Experiences".

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me in my twenties: oh neat, a free program me in my forties: oh neat, a free program, what horrors are concealed within

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Sorely disappointed that a company called "SadoTech" is just selling wireless doorbells.

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Our long national nightmare is over.

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Forest fire? Jews control it from the sky. Fire too big to put out? Blame it on Black jobs. Climate change? Chinese hoax. MAGA and Musk. Making medieval bigotry and superstition look rational by comparison.

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I made a point to give Joker: Folie à Deux a fair chance, and that was a huge mistake. Holy crap, that movie was terrible. I knew it was a musical, but even musicals are supposed to have something resembling a coherent storyline. This was just repetitive nonsense.

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Infants should not be described as “tender and mild.” That makes baby Jesus sound like a limited time special at Chipotle.

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I never thought I’d have to say this about a new Apple product, but the iPhone 16 Pro has too many hardware buttons. I’m constantly hitting them by accident.

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@derfderf.bsky.social Hi, Fred!

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Anyone else feel like Elon is flying a bit too close to the sun and about to get absolutely incinerated? I don’t know exactly what is going to happen, but it will be ugly. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/u...

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It’ll be like a camp, and they can “concentrate” all the unwanted people in one place. www.texastribune.org/2024/11/19/t...

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Yep.

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I mean, I LIKE Costco and all, but that might be going a bit far.

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In 2016, I was angry and scared. Today, I'm just numb. We can no longer say "this isn't who we are as a country". Apparently, it is. All I keep thinking is that there are good people around the world who, through no fault of their own, happen to live in shithole countries. And now I'm one of them.

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Not that they needed to target me as a voter, but that would be the way to do it. Love it.

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“What would you say you bring to the table in a relationship?”

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