jeffistweeting.bsky.social
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You blame culture. So we won't blame class.
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Next time let's stick to illustrations instead of Ai.
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I know that redefining words might work in some of your communities, but not here, my dude.
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One of the best things to happen in my thirties was realizing how very little effect my life will have on the rest of the world. All I can work on is what's in front of me. Some day you'll understand.
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Reality is why
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I've been doing this for the last five years. We knew that Amazon was stealing and sucking the life out of us, but apparently I'm the only one who doesn't use Prime. Y'all will gladly suck the teet of whatever corporation aligns with your politics, while the rest of us know they're all the same.
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Teams is still trash. There's a reason why Zoom dominated 2020.
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The thing they bought 15 years ago? Or that Zoom thing that is still the most popular app for video calling?
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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Let me guess: The free version will have problems connecting to the business version, like they did with Skype Personal and Skype Business. And they wonder why people use Zoom.
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I remember getting Skype and thinking how cool it was to voice comm with people. It was like a refined ventrilio.
If it makes you feel any better, Microsoft Teams should've owned 2020 but they were too arrogant to simplify it, so Zoom stole all the glory. I think this will haunt MS for a long time.
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It's been three years. Sometimes the bad guys win.
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It's whereabouts are currently unknown. Sometimes I hear it crawling around at night.
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Please don't ever start a sentence with "I mean" again.
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Needs more mustache
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I imagine they talked it out. I know that sounds crazy! Talking to an adversary!!
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I donate to my local college's radio station. You?
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I really don't care
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I'll gladly accept "bigot" over the creepy misogyny I've observed over the last few years. I'll even throw in a "transphobic" if you want, despite having no phobias about autistic men who think they're women.
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Go storm the Capitol or something
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My mom was raped when I was young. She was single, and I remember the women's center she visited. Thank god this was long ago and there wasn't some dude wearing a wig working there.
Also I play a competitive sport that has so far avoided strange men trying to compete in the women's division. 🤞
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Wow a $25,000 donation??
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An entire article about a Trump voter??
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Funny how a community of less than 1% has managed to change medical terms to ridiculous things like "birthing person" and derail safe spaces for women.
But hey, this guy is telling us that they're harmless!
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I love that most Americans see Canada as "Michael Moore visiting Toronto." When it is in fact extremely redneck outside of that city.
But this wouldn't be the first time y'all can't see reality being your shitty blue city.
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Oh god please don't put anymore in Minneapolis
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Feel free to identify as a unicorn, but please just stay away from women's locker rooms.
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This photo is funny because it jokes about the biggest problem with self ID — being able to identify as an attack helicopter.
But yeah, it's all make believe, and most people are catching on to that.
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Patriotic when it's convenient.
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Yeah autofill and autoreply is becoming dystopian
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As someone who has Windows at home and Macintosh at work... I'm pretty sure that carpal tunnel is the direct result of Apple products. So much fucking clicking.
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Yeah Linux was fun for like a month. But then I had to go back to doing stuff on the computer without thinking about how I can get computer to do this stuff.
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This applies to sex as well.
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Paraphrasing a few Chief Wiggums that are burned in my brain. He's a gold mine.
"Thank you Mr. Jackass, I MEAN, Simpson. I'm writing this down in my invisible typewriter."
"Can I come along?? I'm a bit of a crime buff."
"That's nice, boys. Get the tear gas."
And his kid:
"I'm in danger!"
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Best reply!
Yeah...
Well...
You don't.
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"Not even God can stop us!"
"...Oh yeah??"
(Mr. Plow episode)
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He gets caught at the end of your movie, right? ...right?
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Pretty sure the magic trick with the pencil sealed the deal of who was really leading this movie.
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"That's my secret, Cap. I don't have any people around me." - Bluesky, probably
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She's not wearing a James Bond villain hat? Was I right?
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Y'all seeing ICE a lot, or what's going on? 🤣
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Like you forgot your kids?
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No. What are you going to do about it?
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Does this mean we don't have to capitalize Black people anymore??
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Aww they suddenly care about cops ❤️
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As long as this is a place for people to interpret villains in fiction as reflective of the author's beliefs, I've found my home.
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Fuck the /s. Embrace the nuance.