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The best time to delete Duolingo was when they first included AI shit. The second best time is now.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

submitted 21 days ago • 860 comments

Me and all the girls serving 30-year prison sentences for throwing Kraft singles at Cybertrucks

submitted 44 days ago • 22 comments

Severance fanart: Tabletop Team-Building Day at Macrodata Refinement! #severance

submitted 82 days ago • 44 comments

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

submitted 82 days ago • 95 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 83 days ago • 143 comments

I've said before that the core storyline of film noir is "an amoral person meets an immoral person and must, reluctantly, make a moral choice." Europe got ravaged by two wars. People wondered if classical morality meant anything in a modern era. Noir said, "Yes, it does."

submitted 84 days ago • 20 comments

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

submitted 88 days ago • 533 comments

Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.

submitted 93 days ago • 474 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 104 days ago • 268 comments

This amounts to the most significant data leak in cyber history. Private individuals in the data business now have access to your Social Security information. This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...

submitted 102 days ago • 415 comments

Crazy that United States public health guidance will now rely on something called the Wayback Machine

submitted 103 days ago • 25 comments

STAR WARS immunization poster from 20th Century Fox and the U.S. Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, 1977.

submitted 105 days ago • 8 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 106 days ago • 925 comments

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

submitted 111 days ago • 391 comments

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

submitted 112 days ago • 252 comments

playing a California Raisins record for a friend Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

submitted 188 days ago • 19 comments

millennials: [two weeks later] hey why are there no more new reels on my Instagram feed?

submitted 116 days ago • 29 comments

Instagram alternative incoming for BlueSky? Let's goooo 👀. While you're at it do TikTik, too. "BlueNote" -- sells itself gizmodo.com/bluesky-is-g...

submitted 118 days ago • 2 comments

ANNOUNCEMENT @variety.bsky.social is reporting that @shoutstudios.bsky.social has acquired worldwide rights to 156 Hong Kong cinema classics that’s been MIA from Western markets for decades. Quote: The acquisition’s crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,”

submitted 121 days ago • 6 comments

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

submitted 136 days ago • 88 comments

Because it’s Christmas, here's a ranking of Peanuts characters based on whether or not I think I could defeat them in hand-to-hand combat

submitted 141 days ago • 5 comments

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

submitted 141 days ago • 29 comments

Saw someone say “The Grinch song guy” and dang it, put some respect on Thurl Ravenscroft’s warlock-ass name.

submitted 144 days ago • 3 comments

looking around your halls oh, wow. What’d you deck these with? Boughs?

submitted 144 days ago • 14 comments

Also, the one inviolable rule for even being considered for a Christmas mix.

submitted 145 days ago • 2 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: treat him like they’ve captured the joker

submitted 146 days ago • 1366 comments

Congrats to Stelvis on your coming out bus tour

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Would like to remind everyone of the best sequence of panels of all time

submitted 151 days ago • 26 comments

A block list of people who enjoy Liberty Mutual commercials

submitted 154 days ago • 12 comments

We did the thing

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

"Funky little Shaq! Fun-ky lit-tle Shaq!"

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Happy Krampusnacht!

submitted 160 days ago • 7 comments

@kaylamenglish.bsky.social oh god why

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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

submitted 164 days ago • 14 comments

Not surprising, but I've seen a noticably higher demand for this shirt in the last few weeks. It's on sale if you want one too or perhaps as some kind of holiday gift for a loved one 🎁 www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1130...

submitted 166 days ago • 4 comments