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Sports, video games, and pop culture writer by night, SEO Content Manager by day. Go Birds. Visit GameOni.gg and https://bsky.app/profile/partyxp.bsky.social
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Smell ya later losers, I got accepted into the Illuminati. Next stop: Mars.

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Make the flag #flyeaglesfly

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PSA: If you’re protesting today, turn the biometrics on your phone OFF. No facial recognition, no fingerprint, PASSCODE ACCESS ONLY. Law enforcement can make you unlock your phone with those, but they can’t make you use your passcode. That gives you a case in court should they go that route anyway.

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

Be safe today friends. Don't tell anyone where you are, record any and every interaction with law enforcement, whether they're actual law enforcement or needs pretending to be, and stay fed and hydrated.

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Nothing says "250th Army Celebration" like arresting a group of veterans… www.yahoo.com/news/police-...

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My 3 year-old was reading the Times when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: "Daddy, why did the senator ask mean questions to the nice plastic surgery lady?" And when I told him "because that lady pledged to liberate LA from socialists," he started crying.

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WE'RE LIVE PAL! Playing demos of games from PAX East! #gaming #videogames #paxeast #pax www.twitch.tv/partyxppod

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Donald Trump has a message for Donald Trump: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective”

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I work three hours on summer Fridays so get ready to see a fuckton of my shit on your timeline. Sorry not sorry.

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I'd also like to introduce you all to our new #YouTube channels! The first is Party XP Universe, a destination for all of our random video game playthroughs, slices of our lives, interviews, and other stuff: www.youtube.com/@partyxppodu... Please enjoy the art I worked very hard on.

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NEW EPISODE: Jeff and Lakan recap the major game announcements from Sony's State of Play, Microsoft's Xbox Games Showcase, and Summer Games Fest. Which game announcement from last weekend was your favorite? #gaming #videogames #sony #microsoft creators.spotify.com/pod/show/par...

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Ah shit he's gonna be President in 2028 isn't he

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Sorry Panthers fans. I jinxed it.

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The Oilers stink

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Shout out to my guy Connor Hellebuyck for winning both the Vezina and the Hart this season. Hopefully he can one day add a Stanley Cup to his resume.

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Hot seat: The Panthers, because John Klingberg is no longer wasting space on the ice for the Oilers.

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While I'm happy to have gotten out of rooting for the Ducks before they became the Rangers Retirement Home, I will be sad that, as they continue to grab players I've signed in past EA NHL franchise modes, I'll miss Mitch Marner, Fillip Foresberg, Evgeni Malkin, etc.

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Trump underwater in literally every single issue. 38% approval overall. 27% approval on his spending bill. 40% approval on deportations. Musk also at 30% approval. 38% approval for RFK Jr. 35% approval for JD Vance. Nobody fucking wants any of this. poll.qu.edu/poll-release...

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we do not need your help www.esquire.com/news-politic...

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Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be

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Also hey Mikie Sherill won the NJ gubernatorial primary and I'm petrified because even my beloved state might not be smart enough to choose a qualified woman over a bumbling idiot Republican like the rest of the nation. I will be heartbroken if New Jersey becomes a red state.

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You should change your BSky profile name to "Ol' Matzo Balls" @jeremytache.bsky.social

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There is always good news in the world. Go Birds. #flyeaglesfly www.inquirer.com/health/upenn...

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She shoots puppies, doesn't she?

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You will never guess who was on the ice watching his third Panthers goal go past his goaltender

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Is John Klingberg the worst hockey player in the NHL? It's really a testament to the rest of the Oilers that they dragged his rotting corpse to the Cup Final. #NHL

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A friend sent.

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Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.

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Woooooof. Another Battlehawk playoff disappointment loading? #UFL

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Two special shout-outs: 1 to my #UFL MVP Bryce Perkins for battling back from injury and leading his team to a much-needed W. And 1 to Stallions QB J'Mar Smith, who went from working the early morning Dunkin' shift to playing football again. Stories like his are why I love spring football so much.

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Congratulations to YOUR Michigan Panthers for finally defeating the Birmingham Stallions and advancing to the #UFL Championship game. We will crown a new spring football champion. Next up, the main event - DC vs. St. Louis.

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I just be skeetin', man. I'm just exhausted from everything.

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A recurring theme with these right-wing facist types is that they crave and pretend to exhibit machismo and bravado but are actually the biggest soft serve pussy boys on Earth.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

So much for "the refs swallow their whistles in the Finals" huh?

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The Times is a big paper. There are many thoughtful writers there doing really good work. Unfortunately most of your subscription goes to paying for the people who soft-focus nazi pedophiles or write op-eds titled “I Personally Respect Trans People, Just A Little Less Than Dogs.” Cancel your sub

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

Damn I'm sorry to my Panthers friends but Connor McDavid just shit on the entire Panthers team there 😬 #StanleyCup

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AHFKDKSKSKFJRJJ WHAT!? KENNY?! NO GUEST CHARACTERS?!? SAGAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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So apparently a 10-win streak in Street Fighter 6 ranked gives you a ton of EXP? because I just went from a game away from Diamond 4 to a 23547, just 1500 away from Master. Has anyone encountered this? #FGC #StreetFighter #StreetFighter6

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And the Pete DeBoer cycle is complete.

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The guy who said children getting slaughtered (the first time) was all a hoax turned out to be a POS.

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