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jeffreythomson.bsky.social
Poet, memoirist, translator, and traveler...author of multiple books, including my latest: Museum of Objects Burned by the Souls in Purgatory (Alice James Books) https://www.alicejamesbooks.org/bookstore/museum-of-objects-burned-by-souls-in-purgatory?srslt
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What if putting the stupidest people in charge was a mistake?

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Everything that Trump Touches Dies: example 104,565

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I just watched a 4-year-old girl play Go Fish in Italian with her mom and Zia. I think I learned more Italian in that half an hour that I’ve learned in the past two months.

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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

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Bluesky is dying. Post a pic that will make it die faster:

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Apparently, after promising 2 trillion in savings and delivering costs in lawyers fees and back pay, Leon is quitting his botched attempt to reform government by firing the people who do the work to return to his first love—making crappy, ugly swastikars that explorde and/or wrinkle when wet.

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What happened when they instituted post-tenure review at Florida? The best professors left.

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Wut?!?

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$5.60 per mile to drive something that looks like a war crime against geometry.

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I am not sure who this Lillee person is, but apparently, we are a force to be reckoned with:

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Reminder--Gibson Fay-Lebanc and I are joining Christian Barter to celebrate the release of his newest book of poems, The Ends, at Back Cove Books, on Tuesday, May 13th at 6:00 pm. Please join us.

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Roses are red. I got a drink in the baptistery.

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OMG. Everyone was right about the wolf thing.

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if kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help? "I made a mistake, guys. Donald Trump is actually competent." Too obvious?

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Roses are red. Im a ghost and I’m here with the haunts.

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If you think your money or your position will protect you, you are wrong. These nazis are coming for us all.

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so the pope is one of these gentlemen I take it

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WokeMarxistPope was the name of my high school punk-flamenco band.

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Am I pope, now?

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You wouldn't think it was physically possible to be this stupid, but here we are. Again.

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Pretty sure the Conclave where we put the new, wet pope to bake until hardened and the glaze has cured. But I’m new here.

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Very slow clap for about 4 hours.

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Quite the payoff

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you're hearing the sound of the waterfall roaring before we go over it

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Remove a letter, ruin a movie: Good ill Hunting

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Isn't that how we all got here from Twitter?

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The average American has three friends...

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Roses are red. I am working to increase my stamina.

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I knew Pedro when he was just a little patch of grass. Look at him now, all grown up.

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Check out this cute little guy — eastern screech owl — I found on my run today.

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Current mood

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