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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

In just one week: A GOP president deployed Marines in a U.S. city, called for a Democratic governor’s arrest, the GOP Speaker called for him to be tarred and feathered, a Democratic senator was handcuffed, and two Democratic legislators were shot in their homes.

Disappointing to see this weasel win.

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

These people are such assholes. McAfee and his ilk aren’t funny and they aren’t smart. They’re just the worst kind of people.

This motherfucker can rot.

Here’s something I wrote last week that is maybe important.

In a week, we'll find out that the one guy who didn't vote for Ichiro has written an explanation why, but it's behind a paywall on his substack.

Trump set the TikTok ban in motion Congress passed legislation Biden signs legislation SCOTUS upholds ban Biden says his administration wouldn’t enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open TikTok shuts down anyway Trump tweets TikTok pretends Trump saved it 🙄

The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...

"Stop asking why schools don't have bulletproof glass and metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools have to. That's the question that needs to be asked,” Madison Police Chief Shon Barnes

This is funny because I’ve decided to no longer pay my entire bill. If the bill goes over the amount I want to pay, I just won’t pay.

“She promised she would not pull the football away. Her doing so felt like a gut punch.” -Charlie Brown, probably

The same people who defend Confederate monuments are upset that Hunter Biden got a pardon.

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Totally normal.

Republicans are just ideologically in favor of your life getting shittier for no reason and messaging should reflect that

www.latimes.com/california/s...

Pay attention to Oklahoma. Bibles in classrooms isn't the big story. The same legal teams behind the seeding of Dobbs are driving a case to create religious schools fully funded by the public & they've already petitioned the Supreme Court. Understandably, everyone was focused on the election.

It’s almost like they told us what the plan was…

The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Anytime anyone writes about this hot bag of wind, it should be the rule of law that whenever they have to use his name, they immediately follow it with “who is not a doctor.” Every. Single. Time.

We used a Parler leak and GPS coordinates from a Gaetz staffer’s phone to show one of his aides was standing on a roof cheering on J6 rioters in 2021: gizmodo.com/rep-matt-gae...

Great way to start your day.

Good morning. I need Herschel Walker to be named Director of NASA to fill out my Idiocracy bingo card. Fingers crossed.