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Dread Central is all in on Deadgirl: The Novelization! www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/5331...

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The first trailer felt like it gave away the entire movie, but I guess there are more surprises to spoil.

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Compromise: We’ll let Trump have his birthday parade without protest, but the tanks have to be rainbow-colored for Pride Month.

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When Bridgett said she had a surprise for me, I never imagined it would be our adopted son.

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THE JOKE IS ON MANKIND is now available! Contains my story "The Cosmic Mouth That Wanted To Eat The World." www.amazon.com/dp/B0FC5RL4TM

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THE JOKE IS ON MANKIND is now available! Contains my story "The Cosmic Mouth That Wanted To Eat The World." www.amazon.com/dp/B0FC5RL4TM

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With ICE as the new Gestapo, will Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Vanilla Ice change their names, or will they just wait for this shit to blow over?

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Whoever loses, we win.

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Whose 2025 Bingo card had Trump and Musk having an ugly breakup? Just kidding...that was the free space on everybody's card.

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Red-hot killer tomato news!!! deadline.com/2025/06/atta...

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The very first issue of @bridgettnelson.bsky.social's Too Sweet To Write This Stuff newsletter goes out tomorrow! Subscribe for free: bridgettnelson.substack.com/p/wanna-join

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Tried McDonald's McCrispy Strips today. Unlike Chicken McNuggets, the texture offers evidence that real chicken is in there. Doesn't matter--the deep fried chicken-esque paste of Chicken McNuggets is way better.

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Your dad said that if he doesn't get a signed Jeff Strand book for Father's Day, he won't be mad, just disappointed. bigcartel.jeffstrand.com

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We’re ready to be amazed and astounded at the Paranormal Cirque!!!

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A hot new disclaimer on the Google AI Overview...

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'Twas one year ago today that I posted a picture of myself eating black licorice ice cream, launching a brutal controversy that rocks the horror community to this day.

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The FRIDAY THE 13TH marathon (it's been decades since I've rewatched this series) continued last night. Part V remains the worst of the series and is as bad as I remember. Part VI remains the best of the series. Despite one of the dumbest endings of all time, Part VII is NOT as bad as I remember.

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Time to get your crime on! GABAGHOUL is out today! Contains my story "Donnie's First Whack." www.amazon.com/dp/B0F5R8RHHJ

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Doing battle with the Inferno Pizza! Ghost pepper cheese!

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A satisfied customer of my cheap-ass bookplates! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkYf...

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What happens if you find a great big-ass continuity error during a serial novel-in-progress? The answer was revealed today to the lucky subscribers to my Patreon page! patreon.com/JeffStrand

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An unsubscriber reported my newsletter for spammy content, so I'll warn new readers that in addition to a free short story every issue and a goofy interview, it does indeed contain links to purchase my work! eepurl.com/dewPc9

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FINE! I’ll eat a normal ice cream flavor!

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The finger exercises worked! Got a table for Scares That Care AuthorCon 2026 before they sold out!

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The next issue of my newsletter is coming out soon! Contains the brand-new story "You Don't Want To Go To Camp Blood," and an antagonistic interview with Bridgett Nelson. Subscribe for free! eepurl.com/dewPc9

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Last night’s movie marathon ended with FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER, so I guess we watched ‘em all! Awesome!

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Film Flub: Friday the 13th clearly states it takes place in “Present Day,” but there’s not a cell phone in sight and Kevin Bacon looks really young.

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Tonight Bridgett and I are going to watch the FRIDAY THE 13TH movies in order. How many will we get through???

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I got invited to participate in a beta test for the new publishing site Written. My thoughts after reviewing the site... www.patreon.com/posts/writte...

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Feeling accident prone!

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IT WATCHES IN THE DARK has been included in the Barnes & Noble Summer Reading Program for 5th and 6th graders. Parents/grandparents, please let your child know that if they choose it as their favorite, you'll take them out for ice cream.

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BRING HER BACK was frickin' amazing...and contains a couple of most wince-inducing scenes I've seen in a long time. Prepare to cringe!

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Tonight we're off to the theater once again for the Mystery Horror Movie! What could it be??? Predictions are BRING HER BACK, DANGEROUS ANIMALS, or THE RITUAL.

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Vampires in your ears! BLOODSUCKER COUNTY, read by the mighty Scott Thomas (who narrated PRESSURE, DWELLER, FEROCIOUS, THE ODDS, VEILED, and the WOLF HUNT trilogy), is now available as an audiobook! www.audible.com/pd/Bloodsuck...

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Black licorice caramels! I assumed this was black licorice with a caramel texture…but, no, it’s a scrumptious mix of caramel and black licorice flavor. I hope this picture makes you joyless haters RECOIL!!!

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EVIL LITTLE RAPSCALLIONS (not exact title) is currently on sale for a scant 99 cents! Contains my story "Joey Eats Anything." www.amazon.com/dp/B0DWXPWDM2

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I’m still trapped in this thing! Send help!

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I've never seen DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, VAMPIRES SUCK, MEET THE SPARTANS, or any of those spoof movies that are considered among the worst films that cinema has ever produced. Last night, out of sheer curiosity, I watched half an hour of THE STARVING GAMES. It's.....yes, it's pretty frickin' bad.

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Authors looking for a blurb--feel free to use! "The mere act of writing a book is an accomplishment worthy of praise, regardless of the end result. There's no need to focus on quality; what's really important is that they finished it. Well done, [YOUR NAME HERE]!" -- Jeff Strand

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Chaos had his annual vet visit today, and has lost 2.7 pounds since last year. He’s down almost 10 pounds from when he was at his chonkiest. He thanks you for your support in this difficult time of portion control.

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Eeek!!! It’s CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD time!!!

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Happy Mother's Day!

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I know you're all spending the day celebrating the one-year anniversary of the IT WATCHES IN THE DARK audiobook! Keep that party going by getting it for 70% off! www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...

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A column from Kevin J. Coolidge about how sometimes you just need to read something fun like WOLF HUNT. www.northcentralpa.com/life/the-blu...

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Bridgett Nelson needs YOUR help to bring down the dreaded MURDER: SHE WROTE tie-in empire!

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When on a panel discussion, one must never forget that there are cameras present.

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It's here! The novelization THEY don't want you to read! Yes, Bridgett Nelson's DEADGIRL is now available from Encyclopocalypse Publications! Packed with bonus content, including a bonus fan-fiction short story by me!

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