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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui No DMs!… ('cause I can't access them 🤷‍♂️) https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni
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It turns out that everyone on this train can hear me farting. These noise-cancelling headphones are useless.

submitted 625 days ago • 2 comments

@ianmooreauthor.bsky.social - Death and Boules. Richard and Valerie are one of my favourite crime solving duos, and this series just gets better with every instalment. Lots of mystery, intrigue and sharp humour that made me laugh and scare the cat. #BookSky 📚💙⚡️

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.

submitted 22 hours ago • 690 comments

Trump left early because of the situation middle East? Oh really? Not because he was bored, didn't get along with the other kids and didn't understand the conversations?

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

LoL! I'm such a rebel! I'm wearing my Friday socks, TODAY. Fuck the Man.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your phone without explanation.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.

submitted 138 days ago • 5 comments

UK Fun Fact: In the UK, ‘dinner’ is called ‘tea’, tea is called 'brew', coffee is ‘brown sauce’ and breakfast’s a ‘pint’.

submitted 369 days ago • 0 comments

Look what my wife made! Retrospectively, the chocolate sauce was a mistake though

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Me: TODAY, I AM WEARING MY DEAD FATHER'S SCENT! Wife: He means he's wearing his late dad's aftershave Neighbour: Why is he so weird? Wife: We— *sigh* we're not sure… Me: [hands on hip, stares unblinkingly in the distance]

submitted 393 days ago • 0 comments

10 gave me some perfume for Father's Day and it's super nice. She picked it up yesterday helped by her big sister and they both agreed "it smells like papa"… now for the weird bit: It does not smell like me, but it's almost identical to my father's cologne. The grandfather they have never met. 😳

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

The dogs ate my father's day meal 😕

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Too late to order your Dadvent poster/card Nevertheless, happy father's day to all you mothers botherers!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

*inventing the frisbee* FUCK THIS PLATE!

submitted 458 days ago • 1 comment

Little Known Fact: Singer Bon Jovi has five older brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov

submitted 630 days ago • 10 comments

Leave Life Loathed

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just deleted a post that was gaining traction before I noticed it did because of a typo and now the correct version is just sitting there, unseen, because it's what I do. Perfectionism and failure.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

[seeing content accurately reflecting current events] i’m worried bluesky is failing

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I saw a lot of joke posts about men whipping their dick out and I resent these. I only ever whip my dick out any time I see someone in distress at sea, to lasso them to safety, like real men do.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Rewatching some intense US political dramas that, in insight, just highlight how stupid the current real one is… mortifying.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Folks, I have to tell you what I saw earlier this evening. I was in a local supermarket, when I heard what sounded like some sort of hullabaloo.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Good read, it lightened up my evening. Give it a go!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You ever meet someone so dense, light bends around them?

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Sorry I'm late I was pondering the ephemeral nature of existence and whether anything matters

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

"Well, if it isn't Fucky McFuckface," I say to the complete stranger who just walked in my office and turned out NOT to be my cousin, at all.

submitted 256 days ago • 3 comments

Despite whatever my mother said, I don't *have* to wear clean underwear. There's no bus service in my area.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Well DUUUH! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

[at the store] Me: Do you validate? Clerk: *sigh* fine… Wow man, your posts are so great and funny. Me: Aww, thank you.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Of course I'm not watching the international news, I've a pile a shit I can set fire to at home, thank you very much.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

An IV of coffee would fix me.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment