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jeffwhitmire.bsky.social
The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: https://youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHjWp6oNXJBLjhc
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This is the most unsettling home invasion film I've seen in awhile. A found footage film with very little story/explanation, it puts you POV into very uncomfortable situations and does it well. So basically a film @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social and I would live watch! 😅 @watchfoundtv.bsky.social

I've been slacking on reaction posts! This was very, very good! A unique take on vampire lore with a strong emotional punch and sleek vampire action! Vampire films have been on point this year!! @screamboxtv.bsky.social

And if you're so inclined, pick up the ingredients for The Voorhees Lament, a special drink from the Mutant Mixologists, Monster Movie Happy Hour (@monstersndrinks.bsky.social ). #MutantFam #FridayThe13th #FFBMovieNight

My next album ends with a BIG 4 part medley. It's about an insanely great horror trilogy. It's packed with some of my favorite lines I've ever written!

Change of plans #XFilesLive folks: there will not be a watch along on Monday (06/16). We will reconvene the following Monday (06/23) with “Hollywood A.D.”! Stay spooky until then friends! @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!! youtu.be/IMnq01jZDfs

We also shot a making-of mockumentary called “Masters of the Craft.” Getting silly BTS moments were a fun way to end shoot days. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD youtu.be/HpMtid4zxvg?...

Next week on #IndieWatch! Oh, yeah. It's a movie about a killer merry-go-round unicorn, and it's freaking awesome! Come hang out with us for Steve Rudzinski's "CarousHell!" See you soon!!!

Thank you so much for being here Jason! Looking forward to anything to have planned next! #IndieWatch

Thank you so much for joining us for "Late Afternoon of the Living Dead!" And thank you so much @JasonHuls and @cupcupdrinks for sharing your movie with us with all the great behind the scenes insights! I love this film and had so much fun!! #IndieWatch

"Let them come!!" #IndieWatch

Good riddance! JK Ron, I still love you. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

A lot of troopers in this scene. I told all the zombies to pick a spot to die, then we just had to make sure they landed on that mark by the end of the day. We broke the choreography down into 4-move chunks. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

Chris goes full on badass and I'm here for it!!! #IndieWatch

The actor playing Shelton clearly got the assignment! #IndieWatch

And that reveal is so much fun! So double win!! #IndieWatch

This fight was a blast. My brother Travis and Ron really went for it and were up for anything. We only had one shot at some of these moves. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

"Look who got a new shovel!!! Hell yeah!!!!! #IndieWatch

This fire is real. Thankfully, no one was hurt. We were shooting in the country & saw smoke. We arrived at the same time as another person, who had called it in. We spoke to the Sheriff and gave them a copy of the tape for their investigation. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

Fucking-A, RON!!!! Always had a bad feeling about that guy.... #IndieWatch

Was not expecting this movie to punch me right in the gut like that. And the music and editing for this sequence is excellent!!! #IndieWatch

Woah!!! #IndieWatch

See! You can learn stuff on #IndieWatch!

Night of the Living Dead homage!!! #IndieWatch

"Yes, Ron. Even YOU get the cure!" #IndieWatch

There are in INSANE number of zombies in this movie!!! #IndieWatch

"Evil dies tonight!...or this afternoon, rather!" #IndieWatch

So we all agree Shelton's fucking awesome, right?! #IndieWatch

Pro Tip: Never have a transparent ghost wielding a shovel in a big fight scene when you have no money. :) #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

That shovel was NOT supposed to break. We had to improv to end the scene. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

Dammit Shelton! You had ONE job! 😅 #IndieWatch

Oh that's fucking amazing!!! #IndieWatch

Not Bob!!!! #IndieWatch

Hell yeah!!!! Zombie with a chainsaw!!!! #IndieWatch

This dialogue and this shot is one of my favorite moments in this whole movie!!! #IndieWatch

"You're God now Chris. No pressure." #IndieWatch

The virus is extraterrestrial?! Call 'em in! #IndieWatch

The zombie Ron is pummeling is Russ Ponder, guitar player for the band Eaglewing. Sorry about your jaw, Russ. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

It's behind the scenes goodies like this that I love about doing this live watch! #IndieWatch

Bob is played by Paul A. Brooks who directed one of our precious #IndieWatch films, "Hunting for the Hag!"

This fight was A LOT of work for a 1st time filmmaker. All of the blood was chocolate syrup. If an extra had to leave, we’d figure out his death real quick, have them lay down and spray chocolate all over them. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

Chris Hutson just ripped his ex-wife’s throat out. Unbeknownst to us, she was pregnant with their first child. That child is now in college. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

The blood hitting the door was not from a hose. We couldn’t get the spray right. It’s Paul A. Brooks (Bob) literally spitting a mouthful of chocolate syrup. I’m in the tub shaking. #IndieWatch #LAOTLD

Goddam! Such a great job with the zombie massacre and gore! I dig this scene so much!! #IndieWatch