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jeleyman.bsky.social
Dog dad, manager of all the things, level 15 Dungeon Master, husband of significant merit, beverage snob, newbie LP collector, je habitent à Dirty-T, member of the resistance. Shit poster? Uhhh, yeah.
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@megancnbc.bsky.social you are a FREAKING HERO!!!!! the rest of the mainline media needs to have the same guts as you. Thank you!

To anyone listening to Jake Tapper trying to get lots of media attention focused on the Biden WH covering up Biden's cognitive decline like it is really important...it is only important to Jake Tapper, who is just trying to sell his shitpile of a novel.

GOP imbeciles in the House didn't even fucking read the bill www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-f...

You know the first thing Don is going to do with his new plane is have solid gold toilets installed so he can shit all over gold...because nothing says "I'm classy" like having a gold shitter.

Elon was "hired" to find waste of tax-payer money. His company which is getting $40B annually from the government just lost it's THIRD FUCKING ROCKET in a row! I don't have to invade people's workplaces, and kick them off their computers, and lock them out of the building to find an obvious waste

RIP Rick Derringer www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Xi...

I have not played either of the Last of Us video games. Question to anyone who has: Is Ellie as thoroughly unlikable in the video games as she is in the HBO series? Or is this just the way Druckmann and Ramsey are deciding to play it? Honestly, her character is just not endearing any way.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Ready Player One (The Movie). Not terrible, but I can see even without having read the book, how much better the book must be. The movie just felt like it had too much to do, and it left the real world behind. Now I need to go read it.

Ugh...#williamsf1 the anti-fun racing team.

Is it gonna suck when every team pits both drivers in the first 2 laps of GP de Monaco, as a hack to the mandatory 2 pit strategy rule? #F1 #formula1 #gpmonaco

For all you tifosi out there who are excited about #charleslecrerc being fastest in #GPMonaco practice on Friday...remember Williams was fastest on Friday last week. Max doesn't care about being fast until Saturday afternoon. #F1 #Formula1 #FerarriScuderia

"Visit Monaco. It'll make you feel really ugly and poor very quickly."

Has anyone ever had a dream where they street busked the song Somebody Ripped My Stick by The Surf Punks? #askingforafriend

My wife is a newly annointwd #f1 super-fan. That's to say she watched the Brazil GP last year and has been hooked since. This weekend is her first GP Monte Carlo. I am so so so excited for her. #formula1 #mclarenf1 #teampapaya #landonorris. She ❤️ Ferrari #scuderia #charlesleclerc #sirlewis

Went to my parent's house today to assist with lifting heavy things, and my mom had conservative talk radio turned up loud enough to hear it while she was vacuuming. She was also occasionally yelling at it. I wish I had a republican sibling willing to see to them from now on. I could move somewhere.

Trump SOE - "we need to have more A1 in schools" Trump SHS - "a habeas corpus says what?" we got some bright ones up there

I know its not news that YT is MOSTLY clickbait. But man, it is SOOOO true with regard to #formula1 #f1 ... every YT video right now is "McLaren's Tire Tick now illegal" or "FIA rules change, McLaren can't run." None of that is even remotely true.

Aronovsky channeling Richie looks pretty fun...aaand Matt Smith. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mIv... #FilmSky #MovieSky 🎬🎥

It took all fucking day, but my low/depressed/anxious mood FINALLY abated. Not even sure where that nonsense came from but I'm glad it's gone.

I am learning from my friend @pjcampbell.bsky.social about how to enjoy movies because they are fun, not because they have social relevance, a moral bias, or award winning acting/writing/directing/producing, or even great continuity. Thus, I am looking forward to Jurassic World Rebirth. Because, fun

If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? Hellraiser - The Hitcher

Kool-Aid Man - he's clearly a tank. Chuck E. Cheese - duh, animatronic murderbot The Noid - chaotic distraction Little Ceasar - already carrying weapon

@governorwalz.mn.gov

Why are people celebrating that the Big Beautiful bill is being held up by 5 guys who don't think it cuts Medicaid deep enough? MAGA Mike is going just be "look how nice we are, we got these 5 guys to come back to the middle." while kicking 40 million people off Medicaid to buy a few more F-35's.

This message is not going to resonate enough with most, but the facts are this: we are literally one cancelled, fixed, or ignored mid-term election from being a full on dictatorship. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are either in denial or have nothing to lose.

The only math we understand.

To Tony Gilroy: Make #lucasfilm allow you to explore Vel, Kleya, and Dedra more. You are at the very top of writing and producing Star Wars, more than Filoni and Favreau. We need more of what you bring to this galaxy far, far away.

Honestly, Chauvin is probably in the safest place he can be at this time.

RFK Jr. looks like he has every single plague at the same time.

woegurt

The people of this country could really use a Luthen Rael.

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

#rogueone is the best Star Wars movie, made better by the best Disney+ show, #andor

wait...what? apnews.com/article/el-c... Is this so he just has more people to deport?

TG: "Go investigate that Venezuela is directing Tren de Aragua" NIC: "Okay boss." NIC: "Boss, we have proof Venezuela is not." TG: "Trump says it is, so it is. You're fired for not supporting his lie"

The GOP Budget Recon bill includes a section prohibiting states from regulating AI for 10 years. Being in Information Security, I cannot begin to tell you how bad of an idea this is.

Now that he's no longer banned, does Charlie Hustle ever get on the ballot?

I suspect it would not be possible to quantify this because of DVD/Blu-ray but I believe that between late tonight and tomorrow night there will be more viewings of Star Wars: Rogue One in the next 24 hours than there was in its entire theatrical opening weekend.

Not that Max would care, because he really doesn't care about anything other than winning races, but if he ever wonders why nobody likes him. First, its because he is whiney. Second because he's too aggressive, and Third because he is an emotionless robot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXjj... #f1