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Trump: You all know the great PM of the UK and we just signed a document *drops documents* Trump: A little windy out here. We just signed it and so we have our trade agreement with the EU

submitted 1 day ago • 1179 comments

I know Trump is obsessed with comparing himself to Lincoln. He IS going to the theatre, so...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine a MAGA RedHat went to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, "Sorry Brah, you don't qualify." RedHat wanders away, but suddenly St. Jude peeks out a side door, saying, "Psst! It's cool, c'mon in!" You think they'd say, "I only wanna come in the RIGHT way"? You think they'd sneak into Heaven?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

@johnfetterman.com catching a lot of heat. 🔥

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

What the LA police are doing?

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments

I don't think it is good to dehumanize others, but I just want to say, here and now, if Stephen Miller turns out to be a lizard man in a human suit, *I freaking knew it*. Ditto Lara Trump and that Guilfoyle lady. Oh and Sec. Bessent too. Total sleestack in a person suit.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments