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jennaralanxiety.bsky.social
she/they 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Korean American | adoptee | disabled | animal guardian🐶🐱 | cozy gamer | trinket collector
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the us thinks it’s so great but we don’t even have the best sun screen

so i think part of the cactus i fought last weekend is still in my hand. they’re like really really fine flecks. do i just let them be? is that going to be a problem?

Jeni’s bay leaf cheesecake ice cream passed the taste test. Not overly sweet.

shout out to olive young for helping to bring tiger balm cream into my life 🐯

get your documentation, don’t just know you have it somewhere. make a copy of everything. know when it expires.

People who get up early: Good morning! Time to run 5 miles. People who stay up late: Did you know Pusheen’s name is based on the Irish word for kitten?

the thing about my animals in the morning is that they are stay-in-bed enablers. they’d rather be cozy than eat breakfast.

as far as cat memes go, miette lives in my head rent free.

i wish i could mark starter pack recommendations as interested or not. like show me more of this and pls no more nfl.

I’ve been looking for jobs for about three months plus. If anyone has leads in dc area or remote for anything admin or clerical for a decent pay rate please let me know. Thanks rui-zhong.mailchimpsites.com

got my dog a new pnb bone to chew on and she is making this into a whole situation 👀 bc she’s worried the cat is going to steal it so she keeps firing off a single bark that i’m convinced is her way of being like “HEY!”

tfw you slightly mess up your binding tape 😖

Stop saying “If they did this to Black people” 2025 challenge They do, you guys. They already do.

I’m not built for whatever’s going on right now

Trust me

how did i not know i could connect my headphones to my tv 😑 like i never tried

do you think katy perry regrets show her damn face for space? bc i have not seen anything good about her since. went from forgetting her existence to being reminded multiple times daily how much she sucks.

Pope to Busan

Hocus Popeus

Pope Fiction

⚠️ PSA: Mother’s day is May 11 🥚

do any of you hoes have post ffs recovery tips? not getting anything under the nose btw

Loki says “prrrrrrr” which translates to “you donated $3 to bit.ly/eSimsRUs right meow” #ConnectingGaza

you know when dogs yawn a big squeaky yawn? 10/10

Dear state legislators: please change your laws so that adoptees can easily request a certified copy of their own state-issued adoption decree. It's insane that it takes a formal court petition to get a critical document--particularly to secure US citizenship. I'm tired of it.

healing is really some grown person shit bc you’re doing it bc you need to, even when you don’t want to, even when it makes you feel worse, bc you know it’s important. you might even be the only one who knows how hard you’re working or that you’re doing anything at all.

y’all are not dragging me into a zombie apocalypse; i’m telling you now. i can’t see and my body will kill me without medicine and electricity. also, i don’t want to.

I really, really, -really- want to spend my birthday this year as myself. If I get the funds together in the next couple months, with luck I can get a surgery date soon enough that I'll be celebrating my life AND a body that finally feels like mine. Please boost. 🖤🖤🖤

big entities do not need your money like the small organizations struggling to support underserved communities every day. they don’t need your money like individuals need mutual aid to literally afford food or pay rent.

laying down is the best thing ever invented