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jenskoornstra.bsky.social
English teacher | Lead Editor @shiftrle.gg | Previously freelance esports writer @ Team Liquid, GGRecon | he/him | ✉️ [email protected]
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I'm less than 3 minutes into a podcast featuring one of my favourite youtubers and I'm losing it at this graphic

So the main character in The Devil Wears Prada is supposedly such a smart woman, but she manages to say: "So, do you know where we're going? Cause I'm lost." while walking away from THE NOTRE-DAME?!? I get that she's American and this is her first time in Paris but come on.

This year's #Eurovision is so interesting because of the format. While keeping the semifinals and the grand finals, this edition also has a swiss stage

I may have been following - the pope election - stock market - Jet Lag The Game too much. Just had a fever dream in which I was elected pope, and had to pretend I accepted until the LAST moment before the metaphorical train leaves the station or else the world economy would crash from instability.

At the soup festival Lead singer: Twenty-five years now we've been eating SOUP Let me hear you for SOUP

The ducks are coming. The ducks are coming for you. They are coming for you.

Soon I will be able to live off my investments.

"The Dodge Palace" - my girlfriend

True

Visiting Paris. The Eiffel Towers look great in the evening sun 🤩🤩

Shout out to the student of mine who didn't hand in a pdf (per assignment) or even a png (the Canva default), but a *powerpoint* with 2 slides

Had a very tasty Moussaka at an Armenian restaurant in Paris 😋

In my hamburger era

#ShiftCast is back and with some new faces! Join Michael, @belleairballer.bsky.social, and @wcconn.bsky.social as they break down the biggest events of the #RLCS from last weekend, discuss the stocks of several teams, and play "SoundCloud Rapper or Bubble Player!" youtu.be/ZsZiDLz72qo

I make games sometimes, you can play them here: guildramon.itch.io For now I'm just following tutorials, but soon there may be bigger projects #gamedev #godot

I only just noticed the bank notes in this #HotFuzz scene going from 20 to 10 to 5??! So this is what they meant by The Greater Good...

Ramen day 😋

THEY PUT GOOGLY EYES ON THE WATCHED BUTTON FOR EEAAO Well done @letterboxd.social

THE #RLCS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS HEADING TO FRANCE! 🇫🇷

I've been teaching in a middle school for over half a year now, and everyone here works So. Hard. for absolutely ZERO shareholder value 🤯

The French just keep winning wtf

I love chess