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official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple") plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
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from now on this is my new line of defense against "not everyone needs a podcast" comments i am actually court-ordered to release an hour of content twice per week. because of an unspecified crime i committed some time in the past

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

say what you will about Donald Trump and Elon Musk but it's sad to see Jeffrey Epstein's name dragged through the mud

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Elon: "I know Trump was at Epstein's island, I literally saw him there!"

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Clare is moving out west, so this is probably the last Quorators live show we are going to do for a while. if you live in the NYC area, definitely come hang!! www.eventbrite.com/e/quorators-...

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

"my boss said it's totally cool if we party here tonight"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

can't jack off to the miis anymore

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Tim Sweeney typing in "big titty breath of the wild" and being blown away when ChatGPT sends him a download link for Genshin Impact

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

the guy he is running against sexually harassed his subordinates in his managerial position

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

i think it's funny when a guy hits on my wife because of some nerdy boy-coded interest i've forced on her because it's like "surprise, it's actually *me* you want to fuck"

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Gmail keeps trying to force me to use this ridiculous AI email-summarizer and it doesn't even work that well 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

NEW QUORATORS!!! → Why does hatred make me feel better than love? → I got drunk at a friend's party and berated some pretty lady there merely just because she was pretty. Does this make me a "bad person"? AND MORE THAT ARE TOO LONG TO POST! GO WATCH:

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.

submitted 4 days ago • 68 comments

big podcast guest alert

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

one day i woke up in a universe where famous comedian "Jeremy Kaplowitz" never existed. and i've been trying for YEARS to do his act and it's just not going the way it did for him in my original universe at ALL

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

can this 75 year old man fight a teen??? find out at youtu.be/7lZ7_e-5DCk

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

😃 seeing a chill looking job posting for nyc government 😩 checking the department and it's the NYPD

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Is it possible to get addicted to saying the n-word?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

truly big thank you to anyone who subscribes to the Quorators patreon or listens to the show at all, it means a lot and it is my favorite thing i do creatively right now. here's to 100 more!

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

i love this game and i am ready to kill

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i see my enemies have jeremy derangement syndrome again 🙄

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

truly big thank you to anyone who subscribes to the Quorators patreon or listens to the show at all, it means a lot and it is my favorite thing i do creatively right now. here's to 100 more!

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

it's funny how terrified of Zohran people are. they think the military will be sent into NYC if people don't have to pay for the bus lol

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

We're now 8 points away from sending Andrew Cuomo back to the suburbs.

submitted 9 days ago • 143 comments

does the author of the GQ article about Adam Friedland think that comedy podcasts are usually scripted and rehearsed? like a weekly play where three guys scramble to say something so there's no silence?

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

i love to connect with people through the computer

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

you couldn't pay me to care about a new Harry Potter show but they should have made Ron's hair purple or something just to see if anyone cares about that

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

excerpt from a cartoon i'll never finish about a guy who sees a post that says when he'll die but then the feed accidentally scrolls away before he gets a chance to read it fully

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment