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Professional photographer. Amateur motorcyclist. Refugee from Russia (creative differences with the FSB) & refugee from X (if you need to ask why you don’t belong here).
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Aside from the genuinely eyeball-popping stunt work the new Mission Impossible also contains some wonderful photography, especially when they get to the Arctic. #MissionImpossible

What could possibly go wrong?🤣🤣🤣

My mission today which I have accepted is to ride a motorcycle at high speed to the nearest IMAX emporium & watch Tom Cruise save the world from AI. This is a mission I can *really* get behind.

Is the “Starmer Lets The French Steal Our Fish” story running yet?

Very much hoping Elton will indeed sue this thieving British government back to the stone age. #copyright

Just nipping out for a gentlemanly spin with Margarita. #gentlemansride #dgr #distinguishedgentlemansride

Have to say I’m enjoying Eurovision this year. TV picture on, sound muted & replaced with my personal soundtrack. So far my Eurovision has featured The Gang Of Four, Wire, Kleenex, The Stooges, the New York Dolls, Magazine & many other popular music combos. Can’t wait to see who wins.

I swear to God, there is no bigger bunch of whining cry babies than Brexiters. Here they are again bleating in the Guardian. Boo hoo, cry me a fucking river.

In the space of a year Starmer’s Labour Party has gone from becoming the New Conservative Party to being a Reform tribute act.

“Generative AI is ingesting our whole creative catalogue. We need something in place now. We cannot wait a year for reports or three years for legislation; we need action now.” www.thebookseller.com/news/data-bi...

An unidentified bird took an enormous dump on me & my best leather jacket while I was out on the Guzzi. How’s *your* day been?

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

Fuck me, editing photography is hard, especially when you haven’t done any for a while.

Bit chillier today. Is there a legal minimum ambient temperature for drinking Pimms cocktails? Asking on behalf of a friend.

Has war been declared? Out relaxing in the garden & just been buzzed by a Spitfire doing some very flash manoeuvres.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of April!

Starting to think I really shouldn’t be allowed near the Pimms when the weather is fine <hic…>

The more you grovel to a bully the more they have contempt for you.

Listened to part of Trumps 100 days speech. He really has gone full-bore fascist, but in the style of a president in a John Carpenter movie.

Just saw Sinners & it’s an absolute must-see: I doubt I’ll see a better movie this year. But nobody warned me about the most horrific reveal: that Irish music is actually vampire music. Come for the Delta Blues; stay for the Vampire Riverdance.

So, how’s that Canada 51st state thing working out?

Off to see Pink Floyd At Pompeii. Ok to do a joint during the movie? Asking for a friend. #PinkFloyd #movie #Pompeii

The wireless seems have gone All Pope All The Time. Going to need to put some Orange Lodge marching songs on the gramophone to recover.

A song by Oasis has been voted best British song of all time. Stop laughing at the back.

So now JD Vance has killed the Pope.