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jess.blue
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The urge to sell everything and disappear to a remote cabin in the woods is real.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You’re more than welcome to rest on my stoop, friend. Enjoy as many mosquitoes as you can eat.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

19 years of marriage today. I think it looks great on us. 😘 @Evan

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19 years of marriage today. I think it looks great on us. 😘 @Evan

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

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Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

submitted 11 days ago • 541 comments

No shit. Get off my lawn.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Well done, America. #NoKingsDay

submitted 14 days ago • 72 comments

Be safe out there today. No kings!

submitted 14 days ago • 64 comments

Happy No Kings Day!

submitted 14 days ago • 174 comments

Nice day for a ride.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Oppression breeds rebellion.

submitted 18 days ago • 177 comments

Took a hike with @jess.blue today. 🥰

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This‼️

submitted 31 days ago • 724 comments

Feeling cute. Might cause drama later.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Prom was fun! #promchapperone

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Throw back to me in high school. All I can see here is my daughter. So wild. #imold

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Honestly, me too.

submitted 70 days ago • 256 comments

An update on our three co-equal branches of government: The Executive and the Judiciary are butting heads while the Legislative has its head firmly up its own butt.

submitted 74 days ago • 176 comments

Would men need to provide a marriage certificate to vote? No? Just women? Got it.

submitted 76 days ago • 905 comments

Requiring REAL IDs and passports and birth certificates to vote?!? Imagine if these were required to buy a gun.

submitted 76 days ago • 604 comments

Today’s crash is not to be referred to as Black Monday. It is White Boy Monday. by Karoline Leavitt

submitted 82 days ago • 205 comments

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

submitted 83 days ago • 871 comments

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

submitted 84 days ago • 1938 comments

Do you feel it? Do you feel the momentum shift? The will of the people is strong. And we all know the only way out is through & the only way through, is together. Resist. Persist. Standup. Speak out. Fight. We can do this. We WILL do this. We ARE doing it. And we will not stop.

submitted 83 days ago • 289 comments

We’re gonna need a bigger sage.

submitted 85 days ago • 40 comments

Proud of my state today!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoying the blue skies with @jess.blue. 🔥

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

submitted 101 days ago • 953 comments

Republicans control the House. Republicans control the Senate. Republicans control the White House (sort of). If the government shuts down it is 100% on them. Ignore the any media that claims otherwise.

submitted 108 days ago • 227 comments

Who made this? 🤣

submitted 108 days ago • 367 comments

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submitted 109 days ago • 837 comments

🍷🫀💸👩‍⚕️

submitted 108 days ago • 636 comments

Maybe america should be placed under canada's legal guardianship until a competent adult can be found to take it over?

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment