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It’s crazy that EVERY dude with The 2nd Amendment tattooed on his arm and a giant American Flag on his truck is actually a fascist.

"All he does is score highlight, sicko goals" Ooooh... this goal might top that.

only one way the Knicks can gameplan to stop Tyrese Haliburton: grind that Family Matters tape, baby

I have friends everywhere

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and Inherent Vice.

Elon Musk changing AI to do Holocaust Denialism is 100% what everyone was warning about. And it's only being caught because Elon Musk is a ham handed loser with no real talent. A competent person behind the scenes using AI to spread propaganda will be absolutely armageddon for truth as a whole.

I’ve watched this 10 times and I still don’t understand how he is fine.

Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse.

@maxlederman.bsky.social Can we get a clip of Tommy Heinsohn talking about how when you get a team on the ropes you need to “step on their throats?” There’s like 50 Tommy-isms that I don’t have video clips or GIFs for.

I love me some Bazooka Joe, but he should stay up all night studying some of Brad Stevens ATO plays. He was 0-3 in the 4th quarter and OT and they were all embarrassing.

That layup from Tatum is the first time his feet habe touched the paint since the second quarter.

@maxlederman.bsky.social Can Brad Stevens text ATO plays from his box?

That’s what you came up with Joe?

This review is embarrassing for these refs.

The tech gesture 😂

Celtics’ Single Playoff Leaders against NY Knicks: SCORING Sam Jones ‘67-33.5 PPG Bob Cousy ‘52- 31 PPG Larry Bird ‘84- 30 PPG John Havlicek 74- 29.6 PPG Larry Bird ‘88- 28.2 PPG

If you defend with your face you’re gonna get elbowed in the face.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Adam Schefter: "It's all about Shedeur Sanders" Actually some of it's about all the players that are being drafted.

STOP FOULING

Not sure this qualifies as a thing...but the Magic aren't alone in this Celtics curse... Detroit - 2008 Orlando - 2010 Washington - 2017 Toronto - 2020 Milwaukee - 2022 Philadelphia - 2023 All won playoff series to advance to face Boston. All six lost...and haven't won a playoff series since.

Awful

Boy, I hope the rest of the playoffs are officiated better than this game.

@ramblinwreck34.bsky.social Boston’s adopted son!

AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror

When Kornet came back to Boston in 2022 he had 56 career dunks. Over the last three seasons he has 59, 72, and 86. The improvement in his strength and aggressiveness has been really crazy. ☘️🏀 #FrankKornet #TheAustralians

Payton Pritchard is the first player 6’1 or shorter with 100+ OREB since Rajon Rondo in 2009/10. He’s the 11th player his size to do it, others include Allen Iverson, Mookie Blaylock, Mark Jackson, and Isiah Thomas. Pritchard is the ONLY player to do this while primarily coming off the bench 🏀📈📊

Not many know that this famous burger chain was named for all of the people benefiting from President Trump currently being in office

If you’re going to be 18 during the next presidential term you should be able to vote for who that president is. 15 and 16-year-old’s in America are just as smart as the 70-year-olds who believe everything they read on Facebook.

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.