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sucks when your wife says hey theres a big bowl of stuff you need to go through and sort. i dont want to do that shit. thats why it was in the bowl!

actually they can kill themselves 👍

Once dated high-maintenance Mizzzzz Materialistic!

Thanks to our friends at SEGA, tonight we'll be playing Persona 5: The Phantom X! We'll see you an hour early at 5 PM Pacific for a really cool stream! Don't miss it! #ad #P5X

tv time with daddy (featuring @gooffkings.bsky.social)

lol

She hurt her back while having sex with a dog

its interesting how you never hear about the evil psychos who dress up as cops to help out their communities 🤔

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

we were walking downtown and a guy drove by and rolled down his window to yell happy father's day at me. that's how ya know you got too much kids

i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter

matty does some really cool shit. this video included! im giving it the "10pm on a weekend bump" 👍

I once waved to John Travolta's burger chef

Today on YKS Premium! The great Kevin Bartelt goes Podcast Doctor mode on sissy Mike Hale's show which is no longer "hot"! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

the goo crew & other streamers raised $50k for @chirla-org.bsky.social today, mostly from people giving $25 or $50. Josh Hawley Go Fuck Yourself

today at 12pm pacific i'll be streaming as part of this, we're raising money for CHIRLA and we already raised like three grand it's crazy twitch.tv/libtron

I live in a cave with my uncle

RIP Brain Wilson

I DON'T think Marc Cuban should get sent through that laser grid from the Resident Evil movie. Who would that even help? To have his head slide apart so slowly you can see the realization form on his face? For what?! Foolish!

We're BACK for Day Two of our big exciting subathon!!! Lots of cool stuff planned for today!!! Lets go!!!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings

it does seem like every single day is more fucked up and depressing than the last. but then you remember...hey. we pretty much got rid of micro-usb: the hated connector. so maybe things are not as bad as they seem.

"How funny would it be if I did the stupidest thing ever right now?" We finally find out... The Subathon to start all Subathons begins tomorrow morning! Join us to find out who will remain sitting in...

heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

I need more crap! I need more fucking crap!!! Where's my crap!! New YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/posts/yks-pr...

digging into Tha Carter VI...very cool so far. ive always felt like wayne was missing this

lets see...the new mario kart comes out and all of the sudden we have a big fight brewing in the white house. 🤔 methinks someone didnt like being hit by the dastardly blue shell...

thank you Nintendo and Walmart for the very weird inclusion of sour cream and onion Pringles and a full sugar coke zero orange cream with my Switch 2 delivery. those hit very hard at 7am

"well bud its because christians are stupid" - mr saved ya a click dot com ⛹️‍♀️

I'm a shitty little dog who stepped on something awkwardly when I went outside for a second and now I'm gonna make it my whole personality for like a week

whats the matter? your dog too good to eat shit out of the yard like everybody else? new YKS! linktr.ee/ykspod

When I voted for Steve-O for President, it was because of his support for lowering inflation. I had no idea he would be stapling his nutsack to the Oval Office floor every day, and getting NFL field goal kickers to boot his nutsack across the room, and other frankly childish nutsack related follies.

substackers when its time to pretend stuff will be fine if we all just turn republican

a trump voter who is good with what's happening now is a stupid nazi. a trump voter with "regrets" or who thought things would be different is an even stupider nazi.