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jessejerdak.bsky.social
Artist. Friend. Fighter. Lover. Storyteller. Actual Kodiak bear in a flannel shirt. He/Him/Mamabear DND, TTRPG, Music, mayhem
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My wife just called me a “tiny bitch” 🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Bodvar the Brave did NOT sign up for this.. this... Unicornography!!! Avert thine eyes!!! I pray thee! Unmount him at once!

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Posting Mermay stuff from last year, sadly got no more time this year. This is @jessejerdak.bsky.social being an absolute kaiju, and it's only slightly shorter than him in real life. ArtTag #Mermay #Merman #Kaiju #Monster #Sexy #Male #Monster #ocean #Titan #lobster #digitalart #noai #sketch

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

These shoulders? Built from carrying around the slack for men who quote Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson like scripture.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

We owe it to the future of humanity, as tens of thousands of innocent people starve to death, to remember. Remember those that were silent. Remember those that chose convenience over courage. Remember those that were complicit. 1/2 🧵

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

If you were a villain, who would you be?

submitted 13 days ago • 24 comments

I look damn good with a mustache, but I still think they’re silly.

submitted 14 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

My Momma grew some pretty peonies, and I took a pitcher.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

I am live right now, raising money to fight christian nationalism! Come laugh at me and donate! www.youtube.com/live/Lva3TxY...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow night, May 10th, 8pm cst! Hang out with me while I, & a bunch of atheist nerds take calls & raise funds for Recovering from religion, a vital, nonprofit organization providing resources for people impacted by Christian nationalism & other harmful beliefs. www.youtube.com/live/Lva3TxY...

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

It’s been like this. Every day. For over a decade. If it ain’t this, I don’t want it. @criticalmrs.bsky.social has my heart, and additional appendages.

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

I saw this shit on facebook, and now you have to as well.

submitted 26 days ago • 19 comments

My 11 year old and I have started running miniature DND encounters while driving places. He pulls up his character sheet on his tablet, and we downloaded a dice rolling app, I just improv little battles and scenarios. It’s his favorite thing right now.

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

Evangelical science books are the best. I like the one with Jesus, riding a pterodactyl and punching holes in the ozone layer on the cover. “There are exactly 240 cubits per footbal field. There are 1.41 football fields per Noah’s Arc. That’s why masturbation gives you eye cancer! Science!”

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

100 conservatives Vs. A 3rd grade science book.

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

All of my anti-Zionist friends are so freaking hot. 🥵

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Swolder day. The pump gods were pleased with my offerings of sweat and pain. Repping Black Lives Matter.

submitted 31 days ago • 9 comments