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Father, husband, unapologetic member of the fourth estate, live in Florida but not a Florida Man. Would prefer if people covered their feet more. Everything's computer!
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Just a goofy amount of tacticool gear, like buddy hit every option on the create-a-goon menu and hit save

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This is not normal. A sitting president refusing to call the governor of a state after two elected officials were shot, one fatally, is beyond words. A typical president, regardless of politics, would pick up the phone. Offer condolences.

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

Prayers for an “allergic reaction.” But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe. With no apology or remorse. Fake Christian, small man.

I remember watching Ananda on MTV. She died at 52 from a preventable & treatable form of cancer bc she worried mammogram radiation would give her cancer. She then declined treatment when diagnosed, which she regretted when it was too late. The “wellness” industry is literally scaring people to death

Yeah if I thought there was even a 5% chance of being renditioned to Gitmo or El Salvador for the crime of leaving my passport at the hotel, I would simply not travel. This is going to kill tourism.

When it’s time to throw in the towel.

Dozens of journalists were assaulted by law enforcement in Los Angeles this weekend. The press were just doing their job -- a sacred one explicitly protected by law. Press rights orgs will follow up collectively tomorrow. Tonight, I emailed evidence to local/state/federal officials. My sign off:

do you ever think about how this is all happening for no reason at all?

I mean, the “right side” of this one is so easy.

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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

I got a lot of death threats after I confronted Nancy Mace at a tech conference in DC and I guess it's nice to know that most of them were probably just from her and her bot army? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trump just reposted on TruthSocial that Joe Biden was executed in 2020 and was replaced by "clones, doubles, and robotic engineered soulless mindless entities."

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Reminder that these dudes spend most of their time telling us they're alpha males and masculinity is in crisis.

As the parent of a type-I diabetic, I would like to invite the ignorant piece of shit currently directing the FDA to kiss my ass.

Never seen any Final Destination movie. What am I missing?

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The “fluoride removal” bit is a solution in search of a problem. Fluoride levels in Florida are completely safe, help prevent cavities, and keep kids in school. Where’s the evidence it’s been remotely harmful? There isn’t any. No ethics, no morals, all smoke and mirrors.

‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

Imagine the biggest problem in your life being about which bathroom a total stranger uses. Imagine pretending random people you'll never meet are somehow victimizing you with their existence. Imagine being that hard up for troubles that you have to invent them just so you can play the victim.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Man Brings Lunch From Home To Cut Down On Small Joys theonion.com/man-bri...

I hope she sues him into oblivion. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago: —Pioneering cancer researcher; —*Arrested* at airport in Boston; —Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana; —"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research. Read it. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Autism isn’t an epidemic. It's not a disease. It’s a natural variation in how people think…which, frankly, is a relief in a world where most people don't think at all.

Democracy dies in dumb

Wow that’s a lot of paid protestors. Maybe we shouldn’t listen to any fucking idiot who says shit like that about anything ever again?

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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

I feel bad for the band Tesla

1. I get served an unintentionally hilarious video on Instagram of someone claiming that giving birth with dolphins ensures there is no pain in childbirth and your kid will have a 150 IQ. 2. I google to see where this theory comes from. 3. I get served an AI answer with this amazing sentence.

oh sweet it's traditionally very good when Europe re-arms

NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

The words "measles epidemic" shouldn't be a thing these days.

People still email?

Thank you for your service @mapquest.com

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies