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Bryk & Paytn sittin' in a tree K-Y-C-I-Y-N-G

Joe Rogan’s personal trainer:

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

So funny story, in an alternate timeline, I could’ve been Mrs Edzo. (My dad was friends with Tony Esposito and Tony was trying to set me up with Eddie in his rookie year). (And yes every story you hear about Tony is true—the absolute best ❤️)

Let he who is without bad takes cast the first dunk tweet

Evergreen

Can't believe Democrats are so inept they are making the nakedly ambitious Gavin Newsome one of the most responsive

people who relentlessly defend a party whose most recent act of resistance was building a giant inflatable chicken while handing out tacos at the RNC: let me tell you a little something about optics

Anyone complaining about "Intellectual diversity" always has the worst fucking opinions. "the medical establishment needs more intellectual diversity" says leading miasmaologist

Fresh dusting of snow now above the Eisenhower tunnel from a midnight storm ❄️ 🌿

Friends, let me remind you that the way to keep Bluesky fun is to block the latest angst ghoul who is so mad that this isn't Twitter.

[me having to hand it to gavin newsome]

LA is America they invented fast food and mass produced video pornography we are nothing as a culture without these things

As you can see from this picture, children have 50% of their father’s jeans

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

**taps paragraph from Hunter S. Thompson's Nixon obituary**

Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

Part of me thinks this is Democrat obliviousness but there's a part of me with a Mom & 4 aunts from Michigan who suspects it's just Midwestern Woman

It should be illegal for feds & to cover their faces on anything other than organized crime raids

Minnesota Wild trade their #1 Fans banner to Utah for Utah's playoff history

Most Punk Rock/ Skater shit I've ever seen. Badass kid.

Thinking a lot about this meme today.

Stay Lucid: Healing ego-injury of Leader after Musk debacle is part of the timing of this. So is shutting down scenes of public solidarity with the vulnerable. Authoritarians fear that.

Anecdotal, but I'm definitely noticing an uptick in advocacy for violence here. About which I'll say only this: Promoting violence on social media is the work of trolls and fools, those eager to bait others into implicating themselves in the age of surveillance or fools rushing to the gulag.

Most Punk Rock/ Skater shit I've ever seen. Badass kid.

*Playing 20Q with my 11yo* 11yo: "You're asking too many questions!"

Well I heard there was a secret chord, That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord, But you don’t really care for music, do ya?

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

The compartments used to go up the St Louis arch are the escape pods from Spaceballs

Corey Perry is Wayne Gretzky's plastic surgeon #CoreyPerryThings

So the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were swear turtles were touched by ooze Corey Perry was the Shit Golem it created

“An American team has won the Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian Team has won the Stanley Cup” is an all-time sports stat that may no longer be true soon, enjoy it while you can

*grits teeth so hard enamel starts wearing off* *folds arms* *Pouts* Fine. Go Oilers. I guess. Whatever