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jimthesatisfactory.bsky.social
Just some random guy on the internet. 💙 No DM's. Seriously, no DM's! If you DM me, I'm going to mess with you until you block me.
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These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.

submitted 17 days ago • 759 comments

So, how are things?

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Feel free to use this for whatever you like.

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Together we are strong! www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Raids/...

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Be a shame if a few million people grabbed tickets and no-showed. Damn shame... www.axios.com/local/washin...

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www.reddit.com/r/50501/comm...

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This ad is quite simply the most honest depiction of the Republican Tax Scam in existence. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

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www.reddit.com/r/somethingi...

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Got these in the mail today. Going to stick them on gas pumps over the coming weeks.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Shepherd Book gets it.

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Shots fired! www.reddit.com/r/MurderedBy...

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submitted 146 days ago • 4 comments

Young lady stopped by a cop. Cop: roll down your window please Young lady: Ok Cop: do you know why I’m standing here? Young lady: because you got all Cs in school? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 146 days ago • 15 comments

trying to work with Republicans is a losing game…so let them sink or swim on their own. y'all need to chill on this, all this kumbaya partisan bi-partisan crap, "They don't want to work with you,” he lectured. "They have the House, the Senate and the White House. Let them choke on that."

submitted 148 days ago • 27 comments

So, can someone remind me what those day 1 promises were again?

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

If America goes to war with Canada, I will come to Canada and help defend Canada. If you will take me that is. I want to dispatch some MAGA scum in honor of Canada.

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I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

submitted 155 days ago • 530 comments

People have such short memories.

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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

submitted 157 days ago • 5780 comments

read and watch while commuting... #carculture, #publictransport

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The accuracy…

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Let them be mad. Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Let them ignore you. Let them be right. Let them doubt you. Let them hate you. Let them run your name in the ground. Let them make you out to be the villain. But never let them make you question your worth.

submitted 168 days ago • 277 comments

This guy holds National security clearance. Drugs are bad mmmmkay.

submitted 168 days ago • 14 comments

For the first time in my life, I'm ashamed to be an American.

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How many of you heard about a Tesla exploding yesterday and figured it was just a Tesla being a Tesla?

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