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📌 North QLD, Australia. ✏️ Electrical Enginerd. Dad of two young dudes. Woke af. Master of the Safety Squint. ⚠️ Was @hapticmusing on the dead bird site.
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Ten years ago nobody in their right mind gave a single crap where trans people went to the toilet and the only reason anyone does now is because they were radicalised by Facebook and a handful of insane newspaper columnists and that’s just embarrassing all round

I must be the only one buying prawns from the Woolies seafood counter because I end up with nearly double what I ordered or alternately my $18/kg prawns subbed with the $36/kg ones.

I just learned that it was the 69th Eurovision this year and I couldn't be any prouder of Go-Jo and our country's song entry.

The most wonderful stop motion music video ever youtu.be/RpLBR38kVvY?...

If I ever want to remember how many years I've been married I just go watch Gangnam Style on YouTube.

Dill pickle beer. Tastes like it says.

The day Facebook removed the chronological feed is the day it lost any human quality.

I'm not crying, stupid insurance company youtube.com/watch?v=WRwl...

Managed to put the front door handle through my brand new freshly painted wall in the entrance FMD. Patching her up ready for a sand and re-paint.

If your answer to "what is the weirdest shit you've seen on free-to-air TV?" is "some weird & angry French sex film on SBS" then you might just be an Australian millennial.

The food at Selwyn Nicholas Brewery (in Townsville QLD AU) tonight was the bomb. Spaghetti (Aussie style) Carbonara was a hit with all the fam as well as the Reuben sandwich with smoked silverside. Fed 3 adults, my (almost) 8yr old that eats as much as me, and Mr 3 for $70.

I don't really like pulled pork. But I did a pork butt in the smoker until it got to 90 degrees and sliced it up. Best thing I've done in the smoker. Beautiful bark.

Hahahaha I've been clicking '5' on the dialpad deleting 90+ voicemails from the past year that Telstra has been delivering via MMS for a decade... Didn't realise we had to. Anyway! I perfectly timed this video!

So I drove 7 hrs and my contact at the council has gone AWOL. He was supposed to be back from leave today but instead he's missing.

But babe you haven't had any of your cumbed steak ($25)

I am currently in Croydon. 6.5hrs drive to Mount Isa and 7hrs from home in Townsville. Makes you realise how isolated it is out here when it's that far from a major supermarket.

Nearly $100 on Doordash or $69 to ring up and order and pick up. Everyone inflates the menu prices too.

The saddest thing about losing my old cat last year is finding less and less cat hair hiding in the forgotten corners of my house. Found some in the treadmill today 🤭

Me this morning. I drank way too many IPAs last night. #ausvotes

Tonight's election results might have cured my long standing bout of depression.

I am so hard #auspol

I believe Australia has just had its Canada moment #auspol #ausvotes #fucktrump

All my IRL friends have ADHD. Diagnosed by Dr Jishy of course. I even recently spoke with two of my mates and they are like yeah I was partially diagnosed with it as a kid.

Would a sane person preference One Nation lower or higher than Family First? #auspol

Love this. In his “I Agree” installation Dima Yarovinsky-Yahel took the content from terms of service statements for companies like Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Tinder and printed them out on A4 paper with a standard font size for legal contracts to demonstrate the length of these agreements.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

I bought a BYD Shark! It's nothing like I've ever driven before. Nothing like sending this land barge 0-100 in under 6 seconds.

The LNP's migration policies are basically that international students that prop up our universities are bad but slave labour for farmers is good.