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I think it is time for the Smurfs go away.

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So I have been kicked off Facebook because someone was reporting pictures that I took of my children for copyright infringement. I am so pissed off.

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#NightSoil is funded on #Kickstarter! Thanks to all our fans for making this game a reality! WOO! Check it out - www.kickstarter.com/projects/gra...

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The best photo of my son that has been taken so far.

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I love that the state of New York wants to execute a guy who the state of California wants to pass healthcare legislation named for. That’s a big tent baby.

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2 of the best ice creams I have made so far. The first is a strawberry and gin sorbet, and the second is an absinthe ice cream

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I am really struggling. I feel like I have given up all of my passions just for the hope that my children could one day follow their passions.

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I got into watercolor paintings of beer glasses for a bit there.

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They changed up the pizza here at work. It literally tastes like they used the crust to clean the counter before adding toppings and cooking.

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Who else is tired this morning because they stayed up late to watch a shadow?

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I really cannot get through today. I feel that I am on a struggle bus produced by Elon Musk.

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Here is one of our more quirky cats. This is our girl Poppet. Out of the 4 people in this house, she only lets me pet her. She will come near my kids and run away, but my wife has managed to pet her 4 times in the last 3 years.

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I heard someone say RFK Jr sounds like he is in the last stages of auto erotic asphyxiation, and I cannot stop laughing.

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I am that person when someone holds a door for me and it is that weird distance where you are expected to shuffle a little faster to get to the door, I will stop where I am and stare at them awkwardly. Also, if they say anything about my actions, I will reply back, “Hey, you made this weird first.”

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Our new boy kitty my daughter named Glitter.

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The Bobby Burns cocktail. It really took a beautiful picture.

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My tree limb painting has been at a local gallery for over a year. They recently tried to take it down and then had to hang it back up because of audience interest.

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Elon Musk proves that you can be the richest guy in the world and still be a deadbeat dad.

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Now that I am currently drinking some peaty scotch, I wanted to post this drawing of an individual that introduced me to it. This is a drawing of a friend that I call “The connoisseur.”

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My ADHD at work. As soon as I find out about the 100 Year Old Cigar cocktail, I became obsessed with finding the ingredients. Worth it!

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Bonus! I went to my daughter’s school today because she received “Student Of The Month” for her Kindergarten class. We are very proud.

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Just as soon as I get some money saved up my water heater goes out, my car won’t start, $800 spent at vet for 2 cats, broken bed frame, and two of my uncles died. It has only been a week.

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Right when the price of eggs start to rise, my daughter has discovered her love for egg sandwiches.

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I have participated in a lot more Cookie Detours than I ever have Bar Crawls.

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Regularly, if I have a commitment at a new place tomorrow, I will go on a trial run today just to make sure I don’t look like a fucking moron. I have often done the same thing for online work meetings, not realizing that I have generated a message to 20+ people that “someone stated the meeting”.

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Someone just called me a ADHD Gamer because I focus on all of the side quest first.

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As a neurodivergent father of a 6 year old, it is hard to explain just how excited I am that my daughter has a friend that we might actually be able to invite over to our home because I did not weird out her mother by just introducing myself.

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Found an #Artcompetition that is asking for artworks under 7 inches. Which of these should I enter?

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I was just in a meeting in which so much smoke was being blown up my ass, I could smell Texas BBQ.

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I would love to know @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social thoughts on Dog Man. I enjoyed the film just as much as my 6 year old. I would gladly watch it again without protest.

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I have wanted a black cat for a really long time. Sadly my fist and only black cat Arkham suddenly died today. He was 3 and the emergency vet believes it was unexpected heart failure. He was a wonderful kitty and I will miss him so much.

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Lunch date with my daughter. I tried to take her to the really nice woodfire pizza place, but she wanted to go to Applebees.

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Section 31 was a waste of resources. The only part that kept my attention was the pointless cameo in the last 30 seconds. I would have easily preferred another season of Star Trek Discovery over what we just got.

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At the store with my done. Me: Hey Legend, do you want to go see the fish? L: No… Toys. Me: Toys? L: Yea. Let’s go play. We were there for an hour.

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not watching the inauguration because someone already spoiled it for me

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