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jjrymer.bsky.social

Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy! May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼 Twitter refugee-2024 election Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖, comic🎙️, tequilas...

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*quietly inventing 'B' batteries

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shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries

submitted 143 days ago • 2 comments

Just know that if I'm in a Walmart and I need mouth to mouth resuscitation, I don't want it!

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

who up writing mildly amusing jokes like it's their job

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

I use the British pronunciation of twat, because I'm classy...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

We're getting together at my house tomorrow, after dinner, to play 'kick the can' then when it turns dark some 'ghost in the graveyard'. Are you in?

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I'll touch your butt, no questions asked...

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Told my mom DTF meant 'discussing the faith' and now I have an appointment with Pastor Ron...

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I was going to call ahead to find out what I was walking into, but sometimes it's nice to have a surprise shit show... On my way to work

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You just never know when it's going to be a David Bowie morning...

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Pretty sure this third cup of coffee will do it...

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how about intermittent fasting, but for looking at the internet? (and now, to not see how this post does for eight hours.)

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Look, if I was wearing underwear it wouldn't be laundry day...

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My employers are a bunch of twats (British pronunciation) and do not seem to have their shit together. Two GMs and another essential manager are leaving the company. Those are huge red flags in this industry....

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I'm getting a little sick of being productive...

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My daughter unfortunately is off her meds. You should all be wearing helmets...

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I’ll take Expected Outcomes Of Electing A Felon for $500, Alex.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

The face I make while doing a long overdue clean on the bathroom.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Hey everybody, just an update. . My wife is mad

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I'm one viral skeet away from having a viral skeet..

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Excuse me 'lil man', but that's my sandal...

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rethinking the whole giving up day drinking

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I don't like any of these holes Rabbit: fuck you then

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Always got to love those nights when your cook walks off the line in the middle of the dinner-rush..

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Another day, another shit show.. This will be fun!!!

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Caribbean caramel pecans You said it wrong...

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Shuggie Otis this evening...

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I'm Gen X, our 'after school care' was 'hope you got a way home'...

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When people ask how old I am I just show them my metal pipe...

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I hate hating my job... Well off to work

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an exceptionally hard elbow drop to my spine would fix me

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I use the British pronunciation of twat, because I'm classy...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I still remember in my youth when “getting lucky” meant something exciting… Now it’s just finding my keys on the first try.

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I was taught if I have nothing nice to say to not say anything at all. On the subject of my wife, .. ... In summation, ..

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I joined a cult because they had snacks and told me I was special. Honestly I’ve slept with people for less.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

if i had a billion dollars i know id be a much more fun public spectacle

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Despite all my rage I still have a fuckton of rage

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

i opened my fortune cookie and it screamed is that good?

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments