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jleahul.bsky.social
Bit pusher, tube fixer, cat herder, professional rebooter, progress-bar watcher, connoisseur of fine On-Hold music, Albertan progressive.
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Attention: JURORS❗ If the car didn't hit, you must acquit If the dog ever bit, you must acquit If red taillight was lit, you must acquit If the investigation was shit, you must acquit If Proctor was fired for it, you must acquit If you doubt ANY OF IT, you must acquit Free Karen Read #FKR

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

A must view for writers is Brandon Sanderson‘s introduction to fantasy and science fiction writing class. Sanderson teaches at Brigham Young University. In 2020, Sanderson record all 16 lectures of this highly saw after seminar and put them on YouTube for free. Check it out! youtu.be/-6HOdHEeosc?...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

MI House R’s accidentally mandated gender-neutral bathrooms. Their new budget bill bans gatherings of “a single gender or ethnic group” in any common area in community colleges, language so broad it technically prohibits men’s or women’s restrooms altogether. Bigotry makes for sloppy law making! 🏳️‍⚧️🌈

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12

submitted 8 days ago • 31 comments

everyone who’s spent years stockpiling weapons and screeching about “tyranny” and “government overreach” sure is fucking quiet right now

submitted 8 days ago • 80 comments

"Have you met Knifeo?" "That's not Knifeo, that's Spoono." "Well, I can tell you've played Knifeo-Spoono before!" #SimpsonsShitposting

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, Plato, nice name. Have you met Disho? What about Cuppo

submitted 677 days ago • 5 comments

Mood right now:

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Another reason I live in a place where the weather hurts my face.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I am perfectly adapted for my ecological niche.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

it’s outrageous that your government continues to “joke” about annexing a sovereign nation. cry harder

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I'm an only child but after seven and a half years of observing my two together, I can only assume there's something about seeing your sibling sitting comfortably and minding their own business that makes you go "absolutely not"

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

In my house, "Careful!" is code for "I'm not going to stop you, but if you hurt yourself you aren't going to get much sympathy from me."

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

varnished today & made the balloon float off the canvas even more, which I didn’t think was possible 🤩

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

My timeline has become pretty depressing, so here's a heartwarming palate cleanser for those who need one. 🐦 #birdsky Original here: vm.tiktok.com/ZMSJ7hFaE/

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Dying of laughter after my 6yo daughter admonished her 16yo cousin when he couldn't answer a simple math problem (the difference between their ages) 6yo: "It's TEN." Her actual face:

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not advocating violence, but those "2nd Amendment to protect against the government" folks have a great opportunity to show us what they mean. #ICE

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I walked into Urgent Care with a sore tummy at 11:45am. 13 hours later I'm in recovery, minus one appendix. Total out-of-pocket cost to me: $0 Thanks to our wonderful #AHS staff! Absolute rockstars! #abpoli #cdnpoli

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

The good news: I'm not a hypochondriac The bad news: Probably need surgery.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Part of me really hopes I have appendicitis and this isn't just a really backed-up fart.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Silently judging all the other patients in the Urgent Care waiting room.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Trump: "I love Canada. I have a lot of respect for the Canadians...You happen to have a very, very good hockey player right here on the Capitols, he is a big tough cookie too, just broke the record." Alex Ovechkin is Russian.

submitted 42 days ago • 162 comments

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a people Who will not be slaves again When the beating of your heart Echoes the beating of the drums There is a life about to start When tomorrow comes Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me…

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments

Fuck you but not the horse you rode in on. Thats a beautiful animal and quite frankly, is out of my league.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Reporter: I was watching your face during the meeting.. what was going through your mind when the President talked about erasing the border.. Carney: I’m glad that you couldn’t tell what was going through my mind Reporter: Oh I could

submitted 42 days ago • 1110 comments

Forget Mother's Day, I'm gonna buy some of these for Brother's Day.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments