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Every single republican president in my lifetime has started shit in the Middle East.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social I really wish you were president instead of trump. You actually listen to advisors and you actually seem to care. I’m sorry you were plucked from the senate before you had time to mature a bit. Stay strong. Fellow millennial.

I am of the generation that had to teach their parents how to smart phone, and teach their kids how to copy / paste. Millennials are the tech support generation.

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult... You are not immune to propaganda. You are not immune to flattery. It really is addictive to hear nice things about yourself.

I miss windows XP. I wish Microsoft would release the source code to their 24 year old operating system.

This should be illegal

I don’t mind sending billionaires to space, I just wish they would stop coming back.

If you are an antivaxer based on religious beliefs ,what’s it say about you and your community when god sends you a plague like …measles to your community. What did you do to earn god’s wrath like that?

I went to high school with this fucking goober.

When I see import call import2, which calls all the way down to import6, I don’t get angry, I take pity on the sanity of the poor guy who worked on it before me.

I wish video games were treated like serious school subjects. Kids should be tested by how many lines they can clear in Tetris, the themes explored in portal, and have varsity counterstrike. Feuds should be settled 1v1 final destination, no items. Detention would be dota2

I am drafting @governorwalz.mn.gov to run for president in 2028. MAKE AMERICA NICE AGAIN.

I will not be celebrating 4th of July this year.

Once the world figures out the only thing they can’t replace from the us is our vast stupidity, it’s going to really suck when people stop trading with us. Can you imagine if Nintendo decided to just not sell in the US anymore?

I have found new joy living the life I already live.

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

product idea to look at later, NPC generator

Took off from Dulles, Virginia, United States.

Agreed, pass it on.

I think I am going to carry a book around and try and normalize reading in public again. As a protest against the book burners.

So how many of elons kids are actually clones of himself.

He’s the kinda guy who wants to have sex with the robots that make the sex robots.

The windows 11 oobe is criminally bad. If your installer needs a fucking mini game you are doing something very wrong.

Reddit won’t let me post this

Oh my god I’m going to collect retro computers like some people collect cars

My experience with ADD is like playing a resident evil game and you only get one inventory slot instead of 6.

We need a downton abbey but from 1920s Germany and onwards. The rise of hitler and the nazi party from the point of view of whatever counted as the upper middle class.

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REPEAT AFTER ME: NOBODY VOTED FOR ELON MUSK PASS IT ON.

Does musk need everyone’s data so he can target his little internet hate machine at unionized workers

@malena.bsky.social be funny please. Someone told me to follow you.

Don’t really do family dinners any more. I just kind of play short order cook.

There was a goddamn Tom cruise movie about this.

Hey #bluesky it would be really neat if we could filter out comments that have too many loves, comments, shares, etc. I want to meet more unhinged people such as myself.