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jnbnntt.bsky.social
Houstonista. I'm the worst.
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My apartment isn't air conditioned. It's refrigerated.

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Americans don't understand marginal tax rates.

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@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social makes us all mad because she's always going to be better than we can try to be.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Talked to my girlfriend, and I think I've got a hall pass for @eliehonig.bsky.social.

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Back in 1987 the best player on my baseball team was a girl. She took the place of some other little boy who dreamed of playing baseball. This transgender ideology is totally out of control!

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The other site is for getting drunk and shitposting at intellectually dishonest Republicans.

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Keeping my shoes on because I'm going to get six breakfast burgers from Whataburger shortly.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder where the black people live.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-l...

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Can't order hot dogs. Thanks, Trumpph.

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I eat salads in mixing bowls. Come at me.

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It's not my fault I have the best account.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody worries about my shit being together.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My hot dog hookup is closed for good. When I was going emotionally bonkers, Good Dog held my hand and kept all the blood in my stomach area instead of my brain area. There is no replacement.

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Ed Harris and I were born on the same day. What have you ever done with your life? Not jackshit, probably.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I might get lost in malls, consider leasing a sports car, and confidently hit the roulette table with a payday loan; but I'm not stupid enough to think Trump trade and fiscal policy is executed in accordance with some long-term strategy that's definitely going to work out in the end.

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I'm a middle aged white guy with a drinking problem and a history of bad judgment. I'd fax Trump my resume, but I need the digits. Little help?

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It was my turn to bring cigarettes and klonopin to the liquor store parking lot this morning.

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My age is finally catching up to my personality.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I sit down in the shower a couple times a day even though it's obviously not hot enough.

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"She's a supermodel but she lives in Canada."

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American fiscal policy is "lol, whatevs."

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There's going to be a lot of bartenders at my funeral.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Trump and and his team have failed to answer the two most fundamental tariff questions:

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Nick @schwellenbach.bsky.social is an especially sagacious, intrepid investigator for @pogo.org. Follow him.

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