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Every single cooking video from an Asian country starts with them pouring a bowl of eggs onto a hibachi. Every. Single. One.

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I’m so embarrassed.

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The older family member who asks you to fix his computer because he’s “not a nerd”

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We’re about 6 months away from MAGAs telling everyone that goosestepping is good for your hamstrings.

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Anyone who serves you a medium burger is not your friend.

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People of social media, I PROMISE you that it’s totally ok to pose a question to the group without adding a flattering selfie. You can just talk to people without also begging for compliments. Really, it’s ok. You can do it. I believe in you. #SocialMedia

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The Browns is the Browns #NFLDraft

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It’s funny watching all these dudes college girlfriends being all awkward when these dudes hug their moms first. Sorry honey, if he hasn’t put a baby inside of you yet, some hotel rat will get it before you get a ring. 😂 #NFLDraft

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I don’t know who the two dudes are that are dapping up every single person who gets picked, but I respect the hell out of them for being happy for everyone. #NFLDraft

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The Browns is the Browns #NFLDraft

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Do a shot every round that Shedeur Sanders doesn’t get drafted. When he finally does, your drunk ass would still be a better QB than he is. #NFLDraft

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The Last of Us literally watched 90% of the audience tune out when Rick left The Walking Dead and said to themselves, “That’s a solid strategy, let’s do that” RIP The Last of Us

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Lebron James is the softest basketball player who has ever lived. He spends so much time on his back, his nickname should be “whore” instead of “king” #NBAsky

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I just want to watch TV after work and my landscapers are still out there making noise. #WhitePeopleProblems

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Politicians, right before they make the nation the worst it has ever been: “We’re gonna make America great again!”

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Bands, right before they put out their worst album so far: “This is our best album yet!”

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@espn.com PLEASE stop showing Erin Dolan! #UFL

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Well, at least we don’t have to worry about the lady with the funny laugh not doing enough to protect Palestine. THAT was the most important win here. Thanks to everyone who didn’t vote, and the 50% of women who chose Trump 👍🏼 /s

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Hey ESPN, please stop making me listen to the fucking Red Hot Chili Peppers. Ugh. #UFL

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LOL #UFL #Battlehawks

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TOUCHDOWN #UFL #BATTLEHAWKS! LET’S GO!

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And Saylors is eating them up. No surprise. #UFL #Battlehawks

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Liking the way Wilkins is looking so far. #UFL GO #BATTLEHAWKS.

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Just a few minutes away from the #UFL kickoff. LFG, Battlehawks!

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Can you name a band/artist you've seen live for every letter of the alphabet? A - Alice In Chains B - Band of Horses C - Cannons D - Doobie Brothers E - Electric Six F - Failure G - God is an Astronaut H - Huey Lewis & The News I - I Will Never Be The Same J - J. Roddy Walston & The Business

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So… like… #CONCACAF just supports violent abusers like Will Smith? Weird.

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It might be time for the United States to start using professional soccer players on the USMNT.

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Me: “I should throw away this 15 year old MacBook box. I have no idea why I kept it” Me: “Hey what’s this old piece of paper inside?” Me: “Oooooohhhhh. So THAT is where I put my birth certificate” That was close. 🫠🫠🫠

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It’s that time in the month of March where every single company that has your contact info emails you to buy their St. Patrick’s Day themed gear that absolutely positively will NOT be shipped to you till after St. Patrick’s Day. That email should have went out on February 21st, you morons. 🍀

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Is there some kind of rivalry between Twenty One Pilots and Imagine Dragons to be the worst band in America?

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Checked my crypto holdings. Still worthless. See you again in 6 months, crypto app.

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Ok it’s not aliens (I think) but I still have no clue what’s happening. This show is fantastic.

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Fuck this shit.

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“Travis Kelsey didn’t do anything tonight!” Travis Kelsey gets to have sex with Taylor Swift tonight. So… ya know… Let’s maybe all pump the brakes on whether this millionaire 3 time Super Bowl Champion had a bad night. #SuperBowl

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