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Co-showrunner of Lucifer, co-creator of The Big Burn, Skyward and Shadecraft, co-CEO of Magic Quill Productions
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Look I know the Trump and Elon thing is fun but I'm here to tell you that as of today WE HAVE A TRAIN STATION AT LAX. I REPEAT, WE HAVE A TRAIN STATION AT LAX.

I'm sure Trump will be rational and calm when he learns this.

The other part is there is not a hint of apology. Yes I believe this, why don’t you (parenthetical you smug prick left unsaid)?

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

fwiw we are hearing the same thing. oh no damn www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

When a new Mario Kart game comes out

Do we think he can be talked into nationalizing SpaceX and Starlink

Oh shit, Fox News actually reported on it??

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

And here I was finally about to get some work done...

"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

All of Bluesky right now.

right now at least i think the opposite! the dumbest outcome is that this beefing somehow makes them both stronger so i'm going with that for now

If anyone is actually on Truth social, asking Trump who punched Elon in the face is the only acceptable reason to have done so, and NOW IS YOUR TIME

Happy 'drugged to the gills billionaire posts through it' day to us all!

terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good

AI is Getting Worse, but It's Getting Worse

I’m not putting anyone on a pedestal but at every opportunity to be a shithead who throws marginalized people under a bus this man chooses the opposite and he’s wildly popular because of it and I don’t understand what about that isn’t clicking for other dems

You might be cool, but are you “DJ and erotic novelist witch smuggle drones into Russia, crippling a third of Putin’s bomber fleet and inflicting $7 billion worth of damage, after slipping back across the border to post selfies in your Marvel undies” cool?

Fight with courage and empathy, not cowardice and fear. Good on you @governorwalz.mn.gov

Elizabeth Warren to Sarah Eisen: "I'm sorry -- you're throwing a giant parade and tossing confetti over regulations that, let's see what happened over the last 9 months -- Wells Fargo has been tagged for money laundering, it's been tagged for engaging in consumer fraud ... that makes no sense."

since everyone is talking about headlines, one thing that sucks so much about them in this iteration of the internet is if they're really nuanced/very helpful a lot of people just tune it all out. if they're really catchy, they tend to elide a lot of context or don't quite describe the piece.

FYI this picture that’s been going around is fake. Here’s the original image:

What happened?

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Elon Musk is now trying to claim he doesn’t do drugs. Here’s our response @nytimes.com

one of my overriding beliefs is that sports betting should in fact be restricted to seedy bars where you have to place bets with a guy named something like Vito Four Fingers rather than being easily accessible with a couple clicks on your phone know what you're getting into

Love seeing @nytimes.com swinging back at Elon Musk and defending our journalism against bad faith attacks.

This isn't freedom.

This is the side effect of their lives as grifters -- they assume everyone else is a grifter, and when they find out public servants often do, in fact *serve*, it's a shock.

She has resting 'i'm trying to poop and just can't quite pinch it off' face.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will

OpenAI is featuring a "Looksmaxxing GPT" that provides "PSL ratings" for photos. It will rate people as "subhuman", and advise men to get invasive procedures like jaw surgery to "increase their sexual market value" among women, who it describes as "hypergamous by nature".

There is an argument that Biden-world’s commitment to hiding his age related decline is emblematic of a party establishment that’s out of touch, sclerotic, and ideologically bereft. But, these guys are arguing Democrats are going TOO HARD on Trump. They’ve just badly lost the plot.

Keep protesting outside Tesla dealerships. We may be months away from a complete breakdown, or something even funnier.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…

Given how much real world pain he's inflicted, it's insane that he managed to get a round of press coverage mostly focusing on not saving as much money as he promised and positioning his return to Tesla as some sort of chance at Wall Street purification.

As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.

Couldn't agree more with this. It's jaw-dropping to see the patty cake people are playing with him after what was a full constitutional assault that, oh by the way, is almost certainly going to lead to tens of thousands of people in the global south dying needlessly.

this is nuts. this is like the plot to a dumb action movie about corruption in high places.

I spent five weeks talking to federal workers about knowledge loss and brain drain across the federal government, and its implications, both right now and for decades to come. Their stories are frightening, but I think it's important to know what we're facing: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Unreal. "Under the plea agreement which dismissed the felony charge of grand theft, former Glenn County sheriff's deputy John Sanzone agreed to return the $3,500 he stole from a homeless man who had been saving it for badly needed dental work."