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For someone who almost never played his Switch before selling it, I kinda want the new one. I just want more Mario Kart. That's all a Switch is to me, a Mario Kart Machine.

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I changed my mind. I don't want this to be my Bangers era. I want it to be a regular era again. My Bangers era isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

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Sometimes I want to point at random people and sing HEY WOMAN YOUR FINE OINTMENT, BRAND NEW AND EXPENSIVE, SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAVED FOR THE POOR! But then I remember that that's weird, and I'm probably the only person who would find that entertaining.

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I remember when Kurt Cobain died and people were saying he was our John Lennon and that never rang true to me. I think he was far more of a James Taylor kinda guy. 70s James Taylor was a vibe

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JOE and SANDRA sit on the couch looking at their phones. Footage of The Eagles playing Hotel California is on the TV JOE Want to play a game called Who Is the Best Eagle? SANDRA I don't know or care about any of The Eagles. JOE The correct answer is Joe Walsh btw... SANDRA Continuing to not care

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vm.tiktok.com/ZMSfPRgRU/ A clip from the upcoming audiobook of my novel Danny!

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so the Sabrina Carpenter album cover is a Spinal Tap reference, right?

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Lol I stayed home. I'll probably never end up watching either of these movies. Life of Chuck tomorrow

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Watching American news and seeing how they're framing all of this and then checking out Canadian news and sobering and makes it even more obvious that the US very badly wants us to forget who started this shit

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I think this could be a Nine Inch Nails song

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How do you eat an Eggo waffle? Do you put them on a plate and eat them with a knife and fork? Or do you just wolf down them somnabitches with your disgusting bare hands? Shoveling Eggos into your hole, your hands all slippery with butter and sticky with syrup? Like an animal? Guess which one I am

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Whenever I hear about Presence I think about the Queen movie and Brian May talking about the Stomp Stomp Clap beat of We Will Rock You and saying "I want to make a song the audience can perform too!"

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"I would love to share with you what he actually talked about. It would send shivers up your spine."

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Should I go see The Materialists or The Phoenician Scheme today?

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A list of ten writers who I've read more than five books by: Stephen King (times like, ten) Clive Barker Dr. Seuss Kurt Vonnegut Jr Hunter S Thompson Anne Rice Hp Lovecraft Richard Matheson Chuck Palahniuk Joe Hill

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Banshees are the scariest one.

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Katie O'Brien should definitely be the new Wonder Woman

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Fellas it's been good to know ya

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You ever sometimes feel like life lessons are a pain in the ass?

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'Ballare con il Diavolo' prints are here! Grab them at @gallerynucleus.bsky.social

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I can't believe there was a time when I thought Stan was a really meaningful and deep song. I heard it recently and that song is ridiculous. I don't know what kind of collective delusions we were under when we elevated that absurd song to the status it enjoyed. I say that shit is clowning, dawg.

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I love collecting physical media, especially the elaborate boutique 4K editions. They're great when you want the best possible version of a movie, along with a ton of special features. But sometimes, I just want the movie, and I don't want to pay $60 for a good copy of Tremors.

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We didn't deserve Shelley Duvall

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BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

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