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i’ll rest my bitch face when i’m dead

"...so anyway, that's why I'm worried about the future of Krypton" [heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE

I guess my favorite part of Elbows Up is getting really into Sloan again.

Nothing quite like the exhilarating rush of having finished reorganizing my fridge and kitchen cabinets. ASK ME WHERE THE COUSCOUS IS. AAAAASK MEEEE.

Current ranking of Diet Coke delivery methods (best to worst): glass bottle, can, fountain, in cup, plastic bottle.

I wouldn't blame my wife for refusing to watch Poker Face with me because I can't even imagine how annoying it is that I turn to check that she is as delighted as I am every five to 10 seconds.

I had no intention of viewing your webinar until you used “and more” as a bullet point in your email and seduced me with the allure of intrigue and mystery

guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean

Can’t you see this succotash is suffering

Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear.

Winnipeg air quality got me feeling like Bill the Cat out here.

Just completed my quarterly Youtube rewatch of Bernie Mac's"I Ain't Scared of you Motherfuckers" set at the Apollo. I could Kool Ade man right through a brick wall I'm so filled with life.

I honestly thought there had to be a reason to pardon someone in the States. I had no idea you could like, pardon the Son of Sam if he bought enough crypto or whatever.

One of my favorite advertising tropes from the early-mid 60's, was the insistent shoehorning of the Beatles and rock n roll music into ads by people who clearly had never actually seen or heard of the Beatles or rock n roll music (Family Fare in Holland, Michigan 1964)

It’s one of the most egregious errors in movie history. It took me months to uncover how it all went wrong.

Look am I building this iPhone factory in Saskatchewan or not

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

I never thought orthopedic shoes really would work for me. But I stand corrected

just broke my pasta in half before boiling it lol fuck u

phila museum of art today, mainly to hang out with cezanne’s trio of paintings of his wife being sick of his shit

tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap

I just started watching Severance and uh oh is it a show specifically designed to generate anxiety?

🎵 Whennn its brown and not green and is estuarine That's a moorraayy

Why aren't you watching 1992 cyberthriller popcorn classic Sneakers, starring kind of everybody??

If I found the Necronomicon Ex Mortis I would simply put it at the bottom of my bedside TBR pile, the safest place on earth

Periodic reminder that R2D2 clearly and frequently used swears when talking to C3P0

💥📢 ARTISTS!! ART LOVERS!!! EVERYONE!!!!! Support this!!! Let’s keep bluesky a good place for art!

There had to be a better way to deliver this news, Hawkman.