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johncristelli.bsky.social
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Always telling on himself.

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

Meanwhile, in Russian-occupied Ukrainian Crimea, something is exploding:

Police investigate disappearance of Melania Trump’s statue in her native Slovenia

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Priorities.

Yes, I'm pissed about the jumbo jet too. But this is actually the most important story today.

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What do you bet that totally corrupt Clarence Thomas is reproaching himself right now: "Wait, I sold my soul for a $400,000 recreational vehicle when I could have held out for a $400,000,000 PLANE???"

I feel strongly that grifted…oops I meant gifted🙄…plane has STRINGS attached.

🚨BREAKING: On behalf of the Montana Federation of Public Employees, my law firm has filed a new pro-voting lawsuit challenging two new Montana laws that reduce opportunities for Election Day registration and add more burdensome ID requirements. www.democracydocket.com/cases/montan...

Art of the Deal!!

Peter Theil, the other asshole.

Fair is fair!

BROKE BOY His whole life a conman got YALL!

As many federal governments slow — or reverse — climate action, Austria's capital, Vienna, wants to show how cities can take the lead.

24 hours later…

Found this on Reddit and it made me laugh! Cheers🍁Good morning 🍁& a late Happy Mother's Day to those that follow me❣️ ☕️😎👍

WHO DID THIS?!?!

Why are ICE agents masked to begin with? Our law enforcement officers shouldn’t be anonymous. Ever.

Had a fantastic conversation with Pastor Steve Bezner, about the role that evangelicalism has played in Trumps ascension, and what the role of the Church SHOULD be in govt (hint: its not to control it) adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/conversati...

Rand Paul on Fox Biz: "I do think the jet probably sends the wrong signal, and I don't like the look or appearance of it, so I would hope he would reject it. The Constitution specifically says you can't take gifts from foreign leaders."

You Won't Believe These NUMBERS - Russia Will not recover for 100 Years! YouTube video by The Military Show www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsqK...

It's almost as if granting a criminal blanket immunity was a bad idea.

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Watson Coleman: "If they can do this to three federally elected officials with the authority to come and do their job, and they can then also lock up the mayor of the largest city in New Jersey who was on public property ... people just are afraid of this weaponization of law enforcement."

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Boss mode… Representative Maxine Waters single-handedly shuts it down! Put this into my veins all day 🔥🔥🔥

The church said it's terminating a decades-long partnership with the federal government to help refugees arriving in the U.S., citing moral opposition to resettling white Afrikaners from South Africa.

Great explanation from @stevevladeck.bsky.social of both the incorrect absurdity and danger of Stephen Miller's threat to suspend habeas corpus open.substack.com/pub/stevevla...

So many layers of corruption.

BREAKING: Trump LIED - There is NO China Trade Deal - Just A Roll-back of Liberation Day Tariffs open.substack.com/pub/krassens...

See where this is going? You are the company you keep. 💥💥💥