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Incrementally better than other Hutches. Chasing rabbits, collecting hobbies. In my spare time, I run swiftkickweb.com
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It is June. The Colorado Rockies have a single-digit number of wins. Nothing like this has happened in American baseball since the 19th century. Not the 20th century... the *19th* century.

god is unalive. god remains unalive. and we have unalived him

More stats. Phillies have a .760 winning percentage over their last 25 games. 19-6 record. The only 2 months that have been better are April, 1976 and September, 2010. If you're whining about this team right now, learn ball.

This is extremely bad. Extremely.

Accessibility overlays are not a temporary solution for websites: www.linkedin.com/posts/meryl_... #Accessibility

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

Is there currently a genocide against people of your race, religion, or culture? A. Yes B. Yes, in the sense that we are no longer allowed to take land away from other people whenever we want to, which is basically just as bad

If you live in the South Jersey area, you may have seen my sister‘s house on the news last night. A tornado came through and dropped a house on her roof. She was 2 feet away from the tree in her bedroom. She is lucky to be alive. I started GoFundMe for her. www.gofundme.com/f/help-wanda...

acab includes sting but not andy summers and steward copeland

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

What the hell is that blotch on Ranger Suarez’s left shoulder sleeve? Cheesesteak grease stain? Weeping new tattoo?

“You don’t like AI therapists because they’re a threat to your income” No, I don’t like AI therapists because they are harmful!

So far, Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias have come out against this piece which means you know with 100% certainty that Ed is correct and you should listen to what he’s saying

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

as a latecomer to sports i cannot imagine cheering on a dominant team. the whole point seems to be experiencing a kind of collective ritualistic suffering punctuated by brief, ecstatic glimpses of triumph

Nick Castellanos is my favorite philosopher www.nytimes.com/athletic/629...

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” ― Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

Unbelievably, the iconic Philadelphia anthem and Action News theme song "Move Closer to Your World" has never been officially released commercially. UNTIL TODAY. Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mov... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/6CrWtZ...

I was thinking about a story I read called “Grandma’s Journey,” and a character in it named Lena, and I couldn’t remember something about her so I googled “Grandma’s Journey Lena” to see if I could find a quick answer but instead google invented a book and hallucinated about its themes and narrative

So if the Dodgers are the maybe the best constructed team in baseball history… and the Phillies take two out of three from the Dodgers… then… thennnn…

Salem, OR.

“Oh wow” *zooms in to see how far down it actually goes* “OH WOW”

*max muncy shimmies in slo-mo* Kruk: that is very disconcerting, Tom Kruk: didn’t we do that last year? That shimmy? Tom: yup Kruk: …still disconcerting.

They girlboss yassified Gilded Age space tourism. It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism. This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!

Favorite dinosaur movie without mentioning Jurassic Park

*gazes wistfully out a window*

You have said the actual truth

God I love baseball. And the biggest part of the reason I love baseball is because I love Philadelphia’s baseball. We care more than we should. We are the losingist franchise in baseball history. We have a long history of horrible people. If you are honest and care, Philly will love you.

Phillies highlights so far: John Kruk eating cheesy poofs for lunch yesterday and then finishing off the bag this morning. John Kruk asking if Johan Rojas changed his number to 23 because that’s how old his kid is. John Kruk in mid-July form ripping Alfonso Marquez. Zack Wheeler

Phillies are never losing a game again and your team is fucking dead

Imagine being worse than the White Sox. #RingTheBell

And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters and the memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. Go Phils.

Hey allies. You know how you keep saying you wanna find ways to help underprivileged and vulnerable people? Here’s a quick easy tip: When Hochul passes the mask ban… keep wearing masks! Wear them everywhere. Get arrested if you have to. Be human camouflage for the vulnerable folks who NEED masks.

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

Fun little comic I made about trauma and dissociation. Posting here because it got removed by Instagram twice lol, anyway!! (1/2)