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Karoline Leavitt is going to age 36 years in the next 4 with all the lies she says. At least she will be as old as her husband by then.

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Lake Michigan Stonehenge.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Another race. Another win.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Race ready. One week post marathon. Zero miles run until this morning. A different pair of race shoes up. Fiesta de Mayo 5K in the morning.

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I ate an elephant today. Really happy with my effort on a tough course.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

In 19 hours I will become like the mouse who eats an elephant. One might ask how a mouse can eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

3more sleeps until the big run.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

RFKjr has found , in addition to fluoride in our water supply, and enormous amount of dihydrogen monoxide. He wants this eliminated to keep us safe.

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Friday morning thoughts. If fingers have finger tips but toes don’t have toe tips, why can you tip toe but not tip finger?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta wait until Friday to see if I won.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I have decided to name my bed The World. Every day I wake up, I want to take on the world.

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What if they aren’t stars but holes poked in the container so we can breathe?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

12 days until the marathon. Good god it’s getting real.

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Overnight breaking news. Ownership of Boston Gardens has been transferred to Jordan Binnington.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Ran 10 miles on an ice covered rails to trails this morning. My body hates me.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Apple Maps has changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico. I reported an issue. This is my level of petty.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Anything that comes after “I don’t mean to offend, but….” Will most certainly offend.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

5 miles, dinner, then a daiquiri.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Ran 4 miles then hopped in line for ice cream for breakfast day at Clementines. Great morning all the way around.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

1498 more to go.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Ran a race this morning with minimal training the past two weeks. Trying to hold on to 2nd place in the series.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Back for my 6th year as a Nuun ambassador.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

The break room idiot. Every day this guy spouts idiocy. This morning it was that we need to get rid of birthright citizenship because we are the only country that has it. I said along with the 34 other countries right?

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It’s National Hug Day! Just giving you a heads up that I’m not trying to hurt you.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Natural Cheese Day. Celebrate wisely.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

3 miles tonight. 5K race in the morning.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

10 miler in the hood. It was cold for about 2 miles.

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If you want to run with the big dogs, don’t stay on the porch. I’ll take 5th against these guys.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

So is Bluesky going the way of other social media? Some rando follows you then proceeds to hit you up by telling you they are an escort and sell nudes and you're an ass if you don't hook up with them. Ugh....

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

Will someone please come get their cat. Or at least feed them.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Winter train has begun. 20 miles last week. Starting week 2.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

9 miles in Forest Park in the STL this morning. Getting fit for winter training.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Oppressive heat this morning. Tried for 15 miles.

submitted 362 days ago • 0 comments

Had a workout on Global Running Day. Knocked it out of the park.

submitted 372 days ago • 0 comments

Ready for tomorrow morning. St. Patrick’s Day Parade Race.

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments

Running in the snow and checking out the local wildlife.

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

Happy VD all.

submitted 484 days ago • 0 comments

Quick 4 miler last night cause it was cold.

submitted 486 days ago • 0 comments

Knocking down base mileage for marathon training.

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

Just a dude training for a marathon.

submitted 491 days ago • 0 comments

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

submitted 491 days ago • 0 comments