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johnnymason.bsky.social
I like some things and the opposite with other things.
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submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, I can stick it to the man.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

"Christmas is cancelled." - The gubment

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Yo. This new Bodybox album. Chef's kiss.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

"Spaghettiosa" -Eminemma Watson

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I grew up with an irrational fear of quicksand.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, somebody, please do something meaningful. We can't all just keep saying, "Oh, that's bad." over and over. Do. Something. I know that @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social are trying their best to talk to people, but words only go so far. Please. Do. Something.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

No big deal, right?

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Seriously, delete it ASAP.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Dog just farted, jumped in the air, and then chased his butt for a couple laps.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

"I wish people would start recording crappy social media ads on their phones in a car. That would be so great." - Some guy that wants cheap ads to promote their product and pays people with pizza or lip gloss

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Still dangerous after all these years. #zelda #link #Nintendo #videogames #gaming #gameandwatch

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

WWJD? Probably not this, but you do you, turds. #maga #hypocrisy #lol #wtf

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The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

*If the hulk was Jamaican* “Ya wan si mi turn bad mon, bad mon mi turn den”

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Do you remember the day you realized they silently McKilled off Ronald McDonald?

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

I miss Bugs Bunny.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Holy Sunday. I’m 12 years old. 😂

submitted 76 days ago • 6 comments

Genius idea: Columbia House starts a music streaming service and charges one penny for the first month. Then, we all just use something else for free.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Word.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Saturday Salsaday. Salsa Quemada on deck.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Finally.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Called out a racist on Facebook. He told me I should apologize for being white. I told him no biggie, I'll never be as white as his hood. Blocked me. Super sad now. 😂

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Kind of funny that my kids now bug me all the time to make sourdough bread. 😂

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

A quackety tragedy. #jeep #ducks #lol #haha #oops

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Right on, dude.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Kind of love watching these old MTV Unplugged episodes on Paramount+

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

This car looks like Voldemort.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

B-b-but...

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, to live a day in the life of lucky James.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Has anybody been trying out and been happy with any of the Facebook alternatives? Mastodon, Diaspora, Vero, etc? Have you been able to get your "tribe" to follow you and use it too?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

This is it, right here. 🔥 “I’m always curious what exactly conservatives mean when they say they love America because you hate most of the people who live here.”

submitted 88 days ago • 290 comments

I pity the fool that don't eat my cereal!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Troof

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Nudged the baby out of hibernation a bit. Like a kitten. Can't wait for warmer weather.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Hold me.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

\m/

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Some of you voted for this "very stable genius." Way to go. Derp. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PslO...

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

He's already spent nearly 11 million dollars of our money playing golf this year. trumpgolftrack.com

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Also, get off my lawn.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Deeelish.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, please. joincanada-eh.com

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Finally checking out Creature Commandos. Pretty fun.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

<3

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submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment